#grave errors

Terrence had extreme difficulty deciding where the best place to misplace his anger was.  Reddit? The comments section on Jezebel? His cat?  It's a bitter moment when we re-realize that feeling overwhelmed is not a choice.

Jason assumed that his cat, Hazard, would get along with his friend's cat perfectly.

During her high school years, Zara was relentlessly bullied for an aspect to her physique that she could not help.  Later she wondered how anyone could have been as cruel as that. She did not understand that human beings have no innate flair for context.

Bert spent hours in front of his computer screen for months trying to accrue Twitter followers.  Smirking in victory, he sat back as he received his 30,000th follower.  Elation turned to panic when it set in that he had absolutely nothing to promote.  

Source: m1cr0s0ft-dumpst3r

Ryan opted to closely follow rather than pass a total stranger on the street.  He feared coming off as impolite.

At the exact moment the baby was crowning, Dr. Chase Riffle (OBGYN) asked, "Is someone eating McDonald's?"  No one was eating McDonald's.