#graphics interchange format

Spock: "The data tapes we recovered from the internet probe include forty seven JPEG images of cats and one .GIF of a cartoon cat being chased by a dog." Kirk, looking contemplative, looking at the viewscreen with a thinking emoji expression: "hmm. It's 'jif.'" Spock: "Excuse me?" neutral face emoji Kirk: "It's a 'jif' of a cartoon ca--" Spock: "It is a Graphics Interchange Format." Kirk: "But when you say it all at once you say 'jif.'" (fizzbin style facial expressions) Spock: "The 'G' in 'Graphics' is a hard-G. Logically, the format should be abbreviated as 'Gif'." Kirk: "It's called ji--" Spock: "Ji--" Kirk: *looking expectantly* Spock: "--m," Kirk: *disappointed* Spock: "It is a Graphics Interchange Format." Kirk: "It's a jif file!" Spock: "Jim, it is a Jif--" Kirk: open mouth or shocked emoji. "You said it!!" Spock: "A curious 'tongue twist' that would not have occurred in my native language. However, captain, this changes nothing. It is pronounced Gif." Kirk: "It's jif, that's an order." Spock: face with raised eyebrow emoji (internally: rage emoji )