Flu Shot Au is awesome…. Just think about the notoriety Spamton gets, like as an underground doctor that you sort-of know about from your friend of a friend passing along a tidbit of forbidden knowledge. Almost. Like. A. Game. Of. Telephone.
This is how I imagined it was. Like Spamton can’t really advertise himself cause that’s risky so it up to cyber citizens to be like “I know a guy, here’s the directions”. Every time it sounds like a drug deal when in actually their just going to get like F1 healed or a bandaid. Unnecessarily sleazy but that’s Spamtons like MO at this point.
The few times he does self advertise is like shady passing out medical cards he made from cut up mold pieces of cardboard. Having one of them is still treated like a god send by his patients despite the quality













