#gotsteph

"...Heyyy, Kaitlin. H-how's your day?" LOL

Yeah, something weird happened.

You should tell the truth, Barry. They're the only ones who know what your body can do.

Oh, Barry, haha. You idiot.

These flashbacks are a little awful.

Awwwww. You didn't let him see his dad? BETCHU FEEL BAD NOW HUH SON? HUH????

Aww. You get so uncomfortable. Just be nice.

There's no way in hell Iris won't figure it out. I love how she DRAGS him down.

Oh no.

NO NO NO BARRY

And he's out in a flash. :P

He lies so well. Oh, Barry. Iris better know.

Flash needs to work on not giving his people whiplash.

Kaitlin needs to calm the eff down. I love her but she needs to calm. If it weren't for  Iris I'd totally ship her with the Flash.

THE GLUCOSE LEVELS. OF COURSE.

How did he find that so fast? Also, I've never understood the red yarn stuff.

"Unless we're talking cheese and guac. That's a whole other set of equations."

"Don't look at me? I'm on your side!"

"My kid." *heartbreaks*

"I'm not your kid, Joe." *HEART BREAKS*

HEART IS BROKEN

JOE

DON'T CRY JOE

"You don't know what you don't know." That actually made total sense.

*sigh* I wish I could do that with my dad.

Ah, the other brother.

Oh, you don't understand, Java. He *is* his army.

Oh Iris. OH IRIS.

Ah, Dantum Black. The one who's going to kill you.

LOL. Right after you insist no one wants to kill you, there he is.

Joe's there. That's right, go save your Pappa.

LOL. I love his reaction to Barry's costume. "Ugh."

"Joe was right." Yeah, son. Know your pappa.

Kaitlin should be so happy right now.

What is Dr. Chaotic Evil thinking?

HOW CAN YOUR HEART NOT BREAK AT THIS?!

Oh, Barry. Barry, Barry, Barry. Is he going to tell her? I don't think he can.

Why is Dr. Stag so happy?

"Don't get up." RUDE. RUUUUUUUDE.

I don't understand Dr. Chaotic Evil. Or is he Chaotic Neutral? Or Chaotic Good? IDK.

"Stress eating." LOL

It's gonna be The Flash.

LOL

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LOLLLLLLLL BARRY. BARRRYYYYYY.

HA HAHAHA HA HAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA

I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

PAPPA JOE

Then again, Pappa Joe needs to start trusting his daughter as much as he trusts his son.

I don't like Pappa Joe working with Dr. Chaotic.

Holy shit. Stag killed his wife. Oh my god. That's awful.

Wow, people. "Isolate the prime!" "I don't know how!" "Just do it!"

So solid. Much advice. Wow.

Can you chain him up please? He's gonna come back to consciousness

Woah. He killed himself.

Shuddup, Flash. "We were all struck by that lightening." That is the CHEESIEST thing I've ever heard.

Aw. Redemption Arc for Pappa Joe. I love it. I LOVE IT. COMMERE YOU

Thank you, Flash. APPRECIATE THIS MAN

HE'S CRYING.

I hate that they're keeping this from Iris.

This show is so cheesy.

HOLY. SHIT.

Him and Iris are so cute. SO CUTE.

THAT REUNION SCENE. I DIED.

Oh, honey. No girl is that clueless. I think most girls can tell when a guy is CLEARLY crushing on them.

Oh gosh. His dad is in jail for this? That's awful. DON'T DO THIS TO HIM PAPPA DETECTIVE

Isn't that that Arrow guy?

OOH A FLASH COSTUME

Pappa Detective if you die, imma be so sad. NO DON'T KILL THEM.

FLASH COME SAVE THEM

Serves you right for doubting my babby Barry

"Why in the hell would God need to rob banks?!" lol classic

Have you ever thought of how awkward it must be to film those scenes? "Now bring the storm up. Bring it up!" "What?!"

"Run, Barry, run!" Eff you Mr. Chaotic Evil/Neutral.

Pappa Detective is gonna see him!

HOT DAMN. HOT DAMN. HOT DAMMMMMNNNMNMNMMNMM<M. That kneel.

Um, how about you apologize?

There you go.

If Iris isn't told but her dad knows, he's gonna flip.

WHY CAN'T HE TELL IRIS?

"I want her safe."

Oh, eff off, Pappa Detective.

This means that only if he's in danger will Barry tell Iris. Ugh. Agency. Give my girls some agency!

AW PAPPA FLASH

I don't understand why he isn't out yet. Shouldn't he get out for good behavior or something? Isn't that a thing, even with murderers?

How does this nice family man deal with prison? That's what I want to know.

Secret room? That can't be -- AW SHIT

I'm annoyed that he wasn't actually paralyzed.

He's an oracle? Interesting.