Eddie: *staring in fascination and shock*

Oswald: what?

Eddie: do you lick blood of a knife Like you lick Jam of a knife?

It would really fit If pengy and Eddie are fighting about Something and Ossy Just yells at Ed that he Loves him.

Eddie: I don't understand! Why aren't you Take my relationship with Isabella serious?!

Ossy: Because I love you, your super great brainiac asshole!

Eddie: ... You what...?

Ossy: oh fuck... This- I didn't wanna- Just... I- I didn't want it to come Out Like this...

Eddie: ...

Ossy: I wanted to Tell you this night were you stood me Up...! But Well... You stood me Up... And now... Can we... Can we forget this... I didn't want to ruin our friendship and I-

And then Eddie just kiss him.

That was the Scene I imagened. And it would have made so much Sense 🥲😭 and would be so sweet. My Heart is broken for them.

🐧❓

Edward: you know it's only thursday, right? *arranges some papers*

Oswald: and still it was the worst week ever.

Edward: you just said the same thing last week. *massage oswalds shoulders*