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EXCUSE ME I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION ARE YOU AND GAVIN ACTUALLY NEWT AND HERMANN PLEASE DO NOT LIE TO ME
I DON’T HAVE A CLUE, MAN
I MARRIED A MATHEMATICIAN AND DID BIO IN MY UNDERGRAD AND I’M KINDA SQUEAKY AND ANNOYING
LIKE, LAST YEAR I WOULDA SAID “NAH” BUT NOW I’M NOT SO SURE
I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE GREAT THOUGH (/⊙ヮ⊙)/
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WELCOME TO THE MADNESS THAT IS PASHA AND THOR ENJOY YOUR STAY a friend and i were rping a crossover and i headcanon hikaru as ace and somehow we decided to ship pavel and thor and well here we are today being sad gay trash over them
oh my god it is YOU WHO DRAGGED ME DOWN THIS ROAD YOU BEST BE PREPARED FOR ME TO YELL ABOUT THIS CUTE CRACKSHIP IN YOUR INBOX
oh my god though I actually want to write that fic. I haven't had the urge to write a legit fic in forever but oh man I want to write their STUPID ROM COM LIFE OKAY
The top shelf
This is a stucky prompt for gossippuck because it's her birthday! I got a little angsty. Sorry. Hope you like it! "Holy shit, Steve! What are you doing?" Bucky yelled as he rushed forward. He'd only left Steve alone for two seconds. How in the hell had he managed to climb up the shelves so fast? Tiny, five foot nothing, Steve was hanging from the top shelf in the baking goods aisle. Bucky grabbed Steve around the middle and pulled him down. When he let go, Steve turned to face him, red as a beet and scowling fiercely. "What did you do that for?" Steve asked, "I was fine." Bucky folded his arms, like a cross parent, "You could have fallen. If you can't reach, just ask me to help. You know I will." "Buck," Steve sighed, grabbing the cart and moving along, "I can do things by myself. M'not completely helpless." Frowning, Bucky blocked the cart's progress. He even put a hand on it to make sure Steve couldn't maneuver out of the way, "Steve, look at me." When he wouldn't, Bucky walked over to him, placed a hand on his chin and angles it up. Steve's eyes were sparkling blue and shining with unshed tears, "This isn't about the shelves, is it?" Slowly, Steve nodded and reached into his pocket, pulling out a crumpled piece of paper. Bucky took it from him and flattened it out. It was an enlistment form and, in the corner, there was a great dark "4F" stamp. "When did you-?" Bucky asked. "This morning," Steve mumbled, "I was there and back before you woke up. M'nothing, Buck. Useless. Helpless. I wanna go out and help us win, but... They took one look at me and laughed." Without hesitating, Bucky gathered Steve's thin frame into his arms, resting his chin on Steve's feathery blonde hair, "Stevie," he whispered, "I'm sorry they laughed. You're not useless." "Yeah, sorry they laughed, but not sorry they turned me down," Steve mumbled bitterly. Bucky held Steve back at arm's length, looking at him sternly, "Not for the reasons you're thinking. You're the strongest person I know. They just can't see it. And, fuck, if I ain't a selfish person. Yeah, I'm glad they didn't take ya. But only because, if they did, who would help me reach the top shelf?" He grabbed Steve around the middle again and lifted hi, high enough to grab a pack of flour from the shelf. When Steve was back on his own two feet, he smiled, "Thanks Buck. Let's go home." Ruffin Steve's hair, Bucky chuckled, "You're such a punk." "And you're a jerk." Steve kept trying to enlist and kept getting turned down. But then, a few days later, Bucky's number was called and he shipped out to basic, leaving Steve all alone. Surprisingly, Steve managed not to cry. He could get by on his own. It was a little tough without Bucky, but he would live. It didn't hit him until a month had passed and Steve had to go to the grocery store. As he stood facing the shelves, all of the tears he had stored inside spilled out and he slumped to the floor, not caring who saw. "Dammit Buck," Steve whimpered, face in his hands, "Who's gonna help me reach the top shelf?"
U WANNA TALK SONG OF ACHILLES, SON? CAUSE LETS TALK SONG OF ACHILLES
More like let’s cry over Song of Achilles
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THAT BOOK SO GOOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT FANTASTICALLY WRITTEN ENDING
ACHILLES GET OVER YOURSELF YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART
ALSO ALL THE TINY LITTLE DETAILS IN THE STORY THAT ARE TOTAL HOMER INSIDE JOKES
THIS BOOK
Okay here’s the deal: I picked up this book randomly from a bargain bin, read the inside cover, and it ended up sitting on my bookshelf for months. I knew the Iliad story, I’m on board with the Greek fandom’s shipping, and I never thought the book would actually live up to either.
And oh good lord it did. Mostly because I did not even think the author would acknowledge a romantic Achilles/Patroclus relationship. That was obviously not an issue. Then I was worried it wouldn’t be properly sad or well done at the ending. The ending had me in (rare) literal tears.
Oh man I love this book
Can't get your read more on the Newt and Herms Jaeger AU to work!!!!!!
Working on it! :)
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Olivia, Titania, Bottom!
Olivia: Favorite Amanda Bynes movie?
Fittingly enough, I think it'd have to be "She's the Man"! It's pretty darn cute, and in my first year of college ('06), a few of my dormmates and I got together and watched it. I still have good memories of seeing it with friends, too!
Titania: If you were a mythical creature, what kind would you be?
I answered this here! c:
Bottom: What’s your dream role to portray in film/TV/theatre?
Ooh, that's a toughie. I've only really acted in musicals before, because I'm really more of a singer or pit-orchestra type (I play viola). Honestly, I'd be pretty happy with a best-friend role -- something that isn't too stressful, and if there are songs, I'd get all the alto/harmony parts. Double goodness! :D
~Noot'n'Herms~
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
HELLO IT IS I THE SMALL CHUBBY NEWT / NAT WITH THE CUTE HERMIONE / HERMANN FROM DASHCON HELLO THIS IS A FORMAL INTRODUCTION I AM ROSE HELLO HI
OH HELLO CUTE NEWT!! (HAHA THAT RHYMES)
YOU GUYS LOOKED SUPER AWESOME AND I AM SO GLAD WE GOT TO MEET YOU :D
btw, I'm actually named Emmalyn, but I usually go by Emma! Hiii! *waves* <3
