#gorgol

Melkor as Gomez: “You bewitched me”.

(loving husband, dark forces, family jewels, chains, whips and very high testosterone levels)

Mairon as Morticia: “Don't torture yourself, darling. That's my job”.

(tortures, hellish crusade and beautiful long tight dresses)

Gothmog as Lurch: “You rang, Master”.

(security duties and help around the ancient mansion called “Angband”)

Gorgol the Butcher as Fester: “It means to rot”.

(funereal, electrical and magnetic qualities)

Thuringwethil as Wednesday: “Be afraid, be very afraid”.

(vivisections, wide range of blood transfusion types to herself and knife throwing)

Langon as Pugsley: “era yeht daed?”. 

(extremely clever, speaks from the afterlife, known to speak backwards)

Glaurung as Grandmama: “Just a curse. Have a nice day”.

(spells, fortune telling and fire breathing)

Occasional guest in Angband mansion:

Carcharoth as Cousin Itt: “---”

( Melkor’s best friend, floor-length hair, never speaks)

Angband - the Addams Family crossover moonboard

bonus:

Maedhros’s hand as Thing T. Thing

that’s cruel. No, that’s Angband.