#google speaks

bhere are some just rounds This is really amusing. I thought I was fucking nuts.

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“call you sell your” - soul - testicles (oh my god why did so many people need to know this) - eggs - blood - hair - placenta - poop - house as is - uterus - steam games why the fuck did more people want to know how to sell testicles or placentas for that matter is this just one of those things where it’s not normal for me to misunderstand or i’m just stupid i don’t feel like it is but

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“what happens if you microwave” - a cat (who the fuck) - metal (i’m sorry i still can’t get over the last answer what the fuck-) - an egg (is that a meme) - nothing (i’m also going to microwave an egg for science/idiocy) - weed (tomorrow) - dry ice (because i am curious now) - fire - nutella - a spoon - an iphone

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“why do men” (this should be interesting) - cheat (i’m already disappointed with these) - have nipples (i feel like it would be weird not to have them tbh) - lie (they’re obvious. not absurd.) - go bald (paps hair) - lose hair (stay true to me) - hit women (hnng i have a lot to say about this but- like i’m going to come off as a massive asshole for it and am not planning to disclose an opinion but i personally do not. that’s a boundary.) - grow beards (idk i’m not really a beard guy myself) - pull away (what does this mean- is it an emotional thing) - have facial hair (idk i mean i don’t have a whole lot but i feel- i want to say better about myself but we both know the answer is “sexier”) - like feet (podophilia?)

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“should I go to” (questions are the most fun for me, but i’ll switch it up soon) - law school - college (i got this one) - grad school - the hospital - the er - prom - urgent care - medical school (also got this one) - the doctor (i should’ve know there’d be more medical questions than this one.) - work today (lmfao)

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“ketchup is” (aWFUL) - a vegatable - a (lmfao what) - a smoothie - my trigger (LM AO i love this) - a vegetable book - bad (should’ve known the internet would go with this over awful) - nasty - a compliment for hot dogs - the best condiment - chinese

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“i love the taste of” (this just goes to show my mind is constantly in the gutter) - balls (oH MY GOD I JOKINGLY PUT SOMETHINGELSE V CLOSE WO W) - you (im laughing) - blood (i agree) - diet dew - water - beer - coffee (coffee sucks imo) - alcohol - red bull - vingar

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“is it weird to like” (oh boy) - asmr (not really?) - anime (no.) - pain (...nyes?) - pooping (uh) - being alone (no?) - being choked (shoot) - a younger guy (No?) - your sister ( YE S YES I T IS) - blood (no?) - the smell of skunk (kind of?)

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“i sold all my” (organs is what immediately comes to mind im laughing) - money (what the fuck how does that work- is this a meme) - video games (gODDAMNIT I SAID GAMES) - stuff (how elaborate) - possessions - thieves guild armor (who googles these things?) - stuff on ebay (seriously) - food stamps - stocks - cds (1-) - guns (100)

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“i think my dad is” (classic, i should get these-) - batman (oh my god) - gay - bipolar - going to die (jesus-) - cheating - a pedophile (oh god) - dracula poem - sexually attracted to me (o h g o d) - abusive - possessed (hOW DID WE GET HERE)

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