Alarm
[Scene: one day, when we wake up Luke, age 16, at 9am for online school...]
Luke: "Look, next time don't wake me up directly. Instead, come in at 8:30 and tell my Google Mini to set an alarm for a half hour later."
[Scene: next day, his mom quietly enters his room...]
Mom: "Hey Google, set an alarm for 9:00."
Google Mini: [confirms alarm]
Mom: "Hey Google, set an alarm for 9:02."
Google Mini: [confirms alarm]
Luke: [mumbling grumpily from bed] "Wait what?"
Mom: "Hey Google, set an alarm for 9:05."
Luke: "Oh my gosh, why are parents so annoying?!"
Google Mini: [confirms alarm]
Mom: "That's just what you asked for, isn't it?"
Luke: "NO."
Mom: "Well, I thought it was funny."
Luke: "IT'S NOT."
Mom: "Now that you're awake, it's time to get out of bed."
Luke: "AAAAAARGH."















