#goodfuckingbye

usopp : both. currently trying to train luffy by going pavlov style but it's no luck cz luffy keeps forgetting everything the next day

zoro : neither. keeps his logs in a bloodstained notebook

nami : exclusively uses google sheets to keep log of all the ppl she roped into whatever pyramid scheme she got going on at the moment. Got separate backed up files on weather data, the ship's budget, and zoro's debt schedule

robin : excel. actually is an excel scientist who recommends new features and formulas. But all her proposals are just morbid and makes the senior management terrified. her latest project "formula on how likely someone is to die based on their last 5 decisions" is currently waiting for approval in the headquarters

sanji : google sheets. every sheet is color-coded, ingredient-tagged, and automatically generates weekly menus based on the crew's preferences. Has special filters for nami-robin's hormonal cycles and his annoyance level towards zoro. puts love notes in the comment section and sends heart-shaped graphs to nami and robin in leisure time

chopper : both, he might be a baby but he's a capricorn. started hustling right after he popped out off the womb.

franky : excel. everything is password protected but rumour has it that if u type SUPERRR in a specific cell of his spreadsheet, it starts the process of launching a missile

brook : neither. accidentally deletes data all the time and blames it on being dead yo ho ho