Ok so hear me out. You know how people have green flags when finding a partner? I think I found DooWee’s. I know y’all will think I’m crazy but the real truth is, I think the show writers made DooWee like the girls with green hair- literally a “green flag”. Both Jaya and Sinitta. Yes I know, you’re like “ok time to unfollow this crazy dude” but it does make sense to me!!!!
So first, we have Sinitta, the girl he falls for within seconds of meeting. Literally falling, twice. I mean, checking for wires. 😅
You don’t want to make me rant about this crush of his, so we’ll skip ahead a little bit. And it’s obvious he has a crush on her, the screenwriters didn’t make this subtle at all. He’s practically drooling half the episode…
And he makes that face. THAT face. I guess they tried to make a “gawking” face and ended up with this, and tbh it does fit the emotion/expression he’s making well.
And now we have Jaya. Good friends with Nirmala and Sinitta. Very bright, slightly shy, and relevant in a decent amount of episodes as a culprit, client, or relevant side character.
Now, we have these moments in multiple episodes, where Jaya is talking to the SBI- but exclusively giving DooWee eye contact or facing his direction. Weird, right? It can’t be a coincidence, that every time it just happens to be like this? She rarely ever even turns towards Sally, or looks towards her when speaking to both of them together.
Then we see them at the party at Cassie’s house. Being the top of their class (weird selection for party people, but the episode portrays accurately what the result would be), they both get invited and are the only two which talk to one another besides Albert and Chris (I think?) which means they know each other decently well and are familiar with each other.
They’re the only ones that even stood up. She messes with her hair, laughs a little awkwardlyl- all small signs, but signs nonetheless.
Ok this moment in the picture above is key. Jaya latches onto DooWee instantly when the party crashers come. Where I’m from that wouldn’t happen, but where they are (probably Australia), it would imply that they’re rather close. Not just friends, but close friends. Interestingly, she’s looking worried for him rather than being afraid of what DooWee is scared of. More concerned about the danger to him, than to herself. But wait a second, isn’t DooWee the character who gets scared and hides behind Sally? Like how in “Fundraising Felony”, he’s scared of Tiger (Jasmine’s dog)? Now, however, the tables have turned. She’s behind him.
As we notice above, DooWee is worried about the fact that Sally is told by Cassie that he was invited; Jaya is worried and looking at him to. Why? Because Sally’s mad at DooWee, and that concerns her! Sally doesn’t care about Jaya in this moment, but Jaya cares about DooWee.
Then we have this next moment a few seconds after, where DooWee claims the party was boring and he’d rather be with Sally. Then, Sally grills him and asks if that’s actually true- but he backtracks, and is unable to say yes. So that means that even though it was a bland fete, talking to Jaya (which was the only thing he did besides drink something) was enough to make the experience worthwhile. Aha!
In another episode, we have DooWee playing savior like he did for Sinitta… so many parallels! He even makes the same face. THAT face.
But he controls himself better than he does around Sinitta. (i.e, he doesn’t fall over. Haha. Laugh at the joke before I lose my sanity.)
Yeah, I’ve completely convinced myself of this. Now you’re like “ok, these are the two girls in the show that he has shown any sort of attraction towards. And they both have green hair. But AHA! What about Jasmine”??? Jasmine makes fun of DooWee multiple times over the course of the show and even beat him up in the infirmary (tag team with Alma, ofc) for teasing her so it’s more than well known that they don’t have that sort of friendly relationship. This is like actually cursed. Just like how people match Azula x Sokka from Avatar (obviously cursed but somehow appealing for some) with one clear top and bottom in the relationship 😉 I’d say that Jasmine x DooWee would be the same. But guess what? Not every theory always holds up. They always have exceptions. For example, Molecular Orbital Theory has exceptions. But y’all don’t care for that chemistry stuff so I won’t bother to explain 😆 but if we really get technical, Jasmine’s hair color is a different kind of green anyways soooooo my theory has no exceptions?!
At the end of the day, DooWee liking both these girls makes sense, they fulfill different tropes. Sinitta plays them the pretty girl crush, and it’s very easy to see that she is indeed very beautiful and elegant and fancy and fashionable. Jaya is more of the nerdy crush, she’s smart, she’s chic, organized, and shy. A little kooky, but that’s ok. Two tropes, two characters. AND DooWee’s two crushes. I will keep on saying that.
If you read all this, congrats! And let me know what you think…














