Hal dances
and plays chess
Miranda chats on the phone
Albany potty trains Aberaina
Goneril plays chess
Raina plays with the bunny head
Albany gets promoted
Miranda goes to college
Albany works on skills
Ariel chats on the phone
Hal and Ariel play red hands
Hal reads his sister a story
Goneril and Hal gets promoted
Desdemona becomes a teen
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Hal dances
and plays chess
Miranda chats on the phone
Albany potty trains Aberaina
Goneril plays chess
Raina plays with the bunny head
Albany gets promoted
Miranda goes to college
Albany works on skills
Ariel chats on the phone
Hal and Ariel play red hands
Hal reads his sister a story
Goneril and Hal gets promoted
Desdemona becomes a teen
Raina plays with the bunny head
Albany teaches Raina to walk
Hal gets a chance card
Albany teaches Raina to talk
Hal uses the bike
The sisters chat
and dance
Goneril paints
and plays chess
Miranda earns money
Albany gets promoted
Hal gets a chance card
Ariel jumps on her parents bed
Albany and Ariel play chess
Miranda gets promoted
Miranda gets a chance card
Raina plays with the bunny head
Albany teaches Raina to walk
Hal gets a chance card
Albany teaches Raina to talk
Hal uses the bike
The sisters chat
and dance
Goneril paints
and plays chess
Miranda earns money
Albany gets promoted
Hal gets a chance card
Ariel jumps on her parents bed
Albany and Ariel play chess
Miranda gets promoted
Miranda gets a chance card
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Last weekend I found out that when my parents were in college, my dad played Goneril in a performance of King Lear and borrowed one of my mom's dresses for the role. Now I'm carrying on my family's legacy by attempting to write King Lear fanfiction.
can i talk about lear 1.1 with you? iāve been dying to talk about lear 1.1 with you all day, folks
(or, notes on a reread)
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1. gloucester, you motherfucker
we all know gloucesterās first lines are crazy. yeah, haha, so, i do have to plead guilty to the charges of being this kidās dad lol isnāt that embarrassing but itās fineeeee his mom was SMOKINā and we had fun. all of this said right in front of edmundās face. what iām thinking about, though, is that this in particularā
āis pretty freighted, class-wise. āthis knave came something saucily into the world before he was sent forā is the way you talk about a servant you havenāt summoned yet (sent for). āknaveā is fighting words for a gentleman. in the same breath as heās saying edmund āmust be acknowledged,ā gloucester is also suggesting a separation between his social class and edmundās, underscoring that edmund is a step below and his claims to his fatherās status can only ever be conditional. bastardy breaks class; it breaks the rules of the family; itās a societal problem because it doesnāt fit in categories! (Can Anyone Hear Me š³ļøāā§ļø)
+ āhis breeding, sir, hath been at my chargeā puns on breeding/chargeāitās āi donated the spermā but itās also āi paid for his fancy education.ā so LOTS of intertwining of familial structures and financial/material goods even before we get to, you know, lear chopping up the country and then making his daughters play mind games for their inheritance. (and when he does do that, heās going to refer first to cordelia as āmar[ring] [her] fortuneāāwhich could be āfateā but also could be āwealthāāand then claim her āprice is fallān,ā that he ātendersā her less, soon after calling her āuntenderā in the other sense. looooooots of economy language here. a daughter is an economic unit that can be exchanged for goods and services)
(source for the glosses on puns here = folger copy side notes)
2. thees and thous
this still isnāt my strong suit, but crash source based on the cursory internet research i just did: āyouā is for social superiors and people you respect; itās an at-a-distance word. āthouā is for social inferiors, but itās also for people you care about and are speaking to intimately, but itās also an insult if you say it like an insult. apparently it was common for upper-class families to all āyouā each other? i donāt know. what i know is everybody is āyouā-ing lear in this first scene and that makes sense. heās the king; he gets royal we privileges; nobody is above him in social status; everybody has to respect him (even/especially his own kids, because heās The King and The Dad, roles which for lear are always synonymous in a way that gets people killed). right, good, okay. and lear calls his daughters āyou,ā just like gloucester calls edmund āyou,ā which also seems fair; this is a court setting, itās highly formal, itā
that is an INSTANT switch. holy shit, that is an instant switch. so! turns out you can win āthou (intimate)ā privileges and all you have to do is tell daddy you love him soooooooooo much in front of the entire gathered royal court, the king of france, and god. which, coincidentally, is also how you earn enormous amounts of material wealth in the form of massive land grants! i bet this total overlap of the family structure and the political structure can never go wrong for anyone.
āwait, so does he not thou cordelia?ā oh, no, of course he thous cordelia.
you canāt scream at and disown your daughter without thouing her; letās not be silly. (cordelia we need youth liberation NOW look at your dad dawg youāre going to prison)
(pronouns footnote: lear uses the royal we almost all the time, except when heās really mad and talking to burgundy and starts slipping into āi.ā the king of france uses āiā until he officially takes cordeliaās hand in marriage, and the switch to āweā there happens in a sentence: āThy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance, / Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France.ā which feels, uh, pointed. hey, lear, remember, youāre not the only king on stage, actually! and then lear thous him instantly lmao. extremely messy senior citizen)
3. telling daddy you love him soooooooooo much
okay so first of all the very first lines of the play establish that the map has already been divided. we already know exactly who is getting what and how much, because gloucester tells us that albany and cornwall have gotten land inheritances so close in size that itās impossible to tell who lear favors. which means this is court-wide information. so the entire love contest is a farce. i know we know this, but yikes! okay, moving on.
the general take on this scene is that goneril and regan are lying to butter their dad up, or at least laying it on really thick. i think thatās a true take. judging by the later acts, it definitely doesnāt seem as ifā[pause to acknowledge the complicated feelings people have about parents who suck, etc etc]āthey like that guy. but walk with me for a second here and let us assume that, while these speeches are performances, they are at least semi-honest performances in terms of how the sisters talk about love:
what goneril is more or less saying is that her love takes precedence over money, health, freedom of movement and perception, etc etc. which doesnāt necessarily mean love deprives her of those things, but it does āmake breath poor, and speech unable,ā which is a line about, like, choking up because you love someone so much, but also does very much paint love as something that takes away a personās power. the vision of love presented here is one that makes you weak: loving someone Thiiiiiiis Much traps you in a blind box, feeble and mute and vulnerable.
and then you have regan, and of course she has to get her dig in at goneril #middlechild, but the way she talks about love is sort of opposite, because goneril is talking about love as the active force: love makes her breath and speech weak, etc etc. but regan is the active force in this speech: love turns her into an enemy warrior against other joys. love is a battlefield, or a competition; sheās actively against other pleasant things.
i donāt have anything super smart to say here, but if we take these speeches as reflecting their real thoughts about how love works, i at least end up at ālove = powerlessnessā for goneril and ālove = combatā for regan. which does feel like it prefigures whatās to comeāgoneril wanting edmund in a desperate and powerless way, because she already has a husband that doesnāt even like her, a desperation that culminates in the murder of her closest ally; and regan and cornwall acting as one unit against the world in the blinding scene (including in literal combat).
and then, of course, āAs much as child e'er loved, or father found;ā also jumps out to me, becauseāwell. thatās the question! thatās an animating question of this play! how much do children really love their parents? what will fathers find when they plumb their childrenās depths? itās possible goneril actually does mean this one, you know? i love you as much as any child ever loved their father, because i canāt believe in any daughter loving her father more than sheās forced to.
and then, of course, we have the Problem Child:
and of course this is the big question mark of this scene, right, the structured opacity of king lear. why does hamlet pretend to go mad, why does iago hate othello, why the fuck does cordelia say that when itās SOOOOO easy to lie to dementia patients. and i thinkāwell, i think sheās autistic, but more relevantly i think you can read this in a proto-social-theorist way. she has correctly identified the way family structures create ties of obligation and debt, and also the double bind women face as wives and daughters. (AND sheās pointing out, in those last two lines, that remaining an unmarried woman attached to her dad 5ever would not be ānormalā age-appropriate development and would seem pretty incestuous after a point.) but it also comes off pretty cold. instead of āi love you thiiiiiis muchā itās āwell, actually, factually, i owe love to more than one person ever š¤ šā
but i think that in itself is very revealing about cordeliaās worldview, which is one where things⦠like, seem to make sense? where thereās an order to things? everyone in lear wants to believe that thereās a coherent structure to the world, where parents do THIS and children do THIS and X is owed to Y and reciprocity of care is real and desire is an orderly thing that goes where itās supposed to (50% to husband, 50% to father, easy, dust your hands). everybody wants this to be true (well, not edmund). but cordelia seems to be the only person in this goddamn play who actually believes it.
4. do you ever suspect some people have kids exclusively so they know someone will be there to take care of them when theyāre really old? iām not having kids so idk what iām supposed to do
donāt you think itās kind of crazy that lear refers to the kind of so-called barbarious person who āmakes his generation messes / to gorge his appetiteā (ie, eats his own children) and then six lines later says that he loved cordelia āmost, and thought to set my rest / on her kind nurseryā? and then he tells the other two husbands to ādigestā cordeliaās dowry amongst themselves? like, what was that we were just saying about using our children as nutrients? what was that we were saying about using our children as raw materials to nourish and care for ourselves? must have been the wind
5. kent definitely leaves the scene early so he can be double-cast as france or burgundy, right?
lmao
6. goneril and regan, they could never ever ever make me hate you
i love cordelia. i think she is rude in a fun and autistic way. sheās really rude, though. this is so bitchy.
āwell may you prosper! āŗļøā is nuts. then again, to be fair to cordelia, neither of them said a goddamn word in her defence. but to be fair to goneril and reganāwell, first of all, your dad, who they both go on to agree has always been like this (āhe hath ever but slenderly known himself;ā his senility joins āthe imperfections of long-engraffed conditionā), yelling at your sister and disowning her and threatening violence is SCARY even when heās not the king. but second of all, he IS the king. this isnāt just a sibling thing. as Kās great post points out, lear is defining this as treason; it is extremely political, maybe more so than familial. to stand up for cordelia would, for the two of them, be raising their hands to go, āhey, can i have some treason and disownment too?ā
anyway, the first thing they do after this is regroup and decide they have each otherās backs and recognize that this transfer of power is probably going to go badly. thereās literally nothing objectionable here man they are not being evil i think some of you [scholars] just hate women
6. sight/vision/blindness language tracker
the first time you see figurative language about blindness, youāre like, āhaha, just like gloucester.ā the fiftieth time youāre like whoa thereās a lot of eyes in this play
goneril saying she loves lear more than eyesight (which, if she meant it, could speak to love swaying oneās judgmentānot relevant for her now, but perhaps later!)
kentās āsee better, lear,ā which of course lear is not going to do (and which i think he never doesāi will think about this harder as i reread the rest of this play, but even when lear comes to see cordelia more clearly, he maintains that he did no harm to goneril and regan, maybe in part because to him the king can do no harm to disobedient subjects)
7. textual trivia
my professor donated to me (starving hyperfixation urchin) an edition of this play (ETA: it's the 2000 pelican edition) that prints both authoritative texts of lear, a quarto and the first folio. these have more dramatic differences than most shakespeare quarto/folio editions, or so iāve read, so because iām crazy iām comparing them. my trivia is:
only the folio has āas we, unburdened, crawl towards death.ā where would we be without her.
in the folio, lear calls cordelia his ālast and least;ā in the quarto, itās ālast, but not least in loveā
in the quarto he gives kent one fewer day to scram lol
in the quarto, gloucester introduces the entrance of burgundy and france. in the folio, cordelia apparently gets this line? which certainly gives the line a new tenor, since sheās just been Brutally Screamed At and hadnāt spoken since