@godofthundxr liked this for a starter !!
“ hey big guy, I didn’t know you were back in our solar system. ” which will never stop being a deeply unsettling fact to her, given her general insistence to keep track of just about everyone in her orbit. thor, obviously, being one of those people and being nearly impossible to keep track of will likely be marked as one of the thorns in natasha’s side, in the retellings of her life that are bound to come up once she’s dead and gone --- if she ever gets to be dead and gone, that is.
“ do I need to get the band back together again, or are you here for leisure this time? ” and she genuinely hopes he is, there’s only so much world-saving one woman can fit into an already packed schedule. between the now-mandatory check ins with medical, the sometimes months-long undercover ops., and the too frequent fire fights, gods and magic could really throw a monkey wrench into natasha’s day. “ that does remind me, though, do you happen to know anything about vampires? I’m working on something, and no one else has been any help. ”
