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Goblin Guide

"I've been all over this world. I even remember some of those places."

Goblin Guide (Double Masters) - Mark Zug

I swear I'm still working on the goblin guide, rest of the pages are done but I've just got 1 more page to figure out.

When the landmarks themselves get up and move, goblin intuition beats any map.

-Goblin Guide

This was our MTGinktober for “Climb,” starring Toni Forgemyst and Gobbston Guidowski of GobTon Expeditions Crew, LLC! These guys are a team of extremely confident idiots who think they are the greatest navigators on Zendikar thanks to their supposed mastery of lithomancy and tethermancy, but in actuality, they are merely the greatest serendipimancers in the Multiverse (but are too stupid to realize it).  Regardless of the truth behind their mad methods, they nevertheless command the highest rates among Zendikar’s most elite sherpanistas, who gaze upon them with varying shades of bitterness at how well things inexplicably always seem to work out for these two dopes of no apparent formal training.  But I’m not here to talk about innuendo, I’m here to talk facts--by hiring GobTon Expeditions, customers get where they need to go, guaranteed--granted they are ok with invariably having to take the most circuitous route conceivable and nearly dying in the process.  But as in life, better to get where you want to go eventually than never getting there at all, right? Deep stuff, I know. But look, you’ve been talking about that excursion you’ve always wanted to take to Roilandia, but you’ve been putting it off for years now. Don’t sweat it! The adventure of your dreams is yours with GobTon Expeditions! That’s GobTon Expeditions: Come With Us if You Want to Leave! Book early to avoid disappointment! #Sponsored

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