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lovely organic leaf soop!

Leaf SOOP recipe 🍂

Crunchy or fresh, it all depends on if you prefer texture <momch momch> or tasty <tastes like how trees smell>.

• basket of leaves 🍁

Basket size is up to you, as well. If you are not too hungry, smol basket. Very hungry, LARGE basket. (If in doubt, go large. Left overs are snaccs for later)

• dirt 🌏

Dirt is an essential ingredient in goblin recipes. It adds texture and flavor that can’t be found anywhere else. If you prefer spending time in forests, you will enjoy the dirt found by large trees. If you like muddy river spaces, the dirt at the bottom of ponds (be safe when retrieving, do not disrupt the froggos) will be your yummo yum yum flavor.

This is all you need! Once you have gathered your leaves, pick a bowl or stump or tire to contain them in and sprinkle the dirt over them. Mix tenderly, so the crunchiness of the leaves can be preserved for when you eat it (I know it’s hard to not cronch cronchy things. Only a few crunchies.)

If you want to be a ✨fawwwncy goblin, garnish with some fallen twigs!!!

Let sit in the sunlight☀️for one day, and bask in the moonlight🌛for two nights. This will allow all the ingredients to meld auras, making for a healthy meal for the soul as well as the stomach.

farmer fusions | @goblims / @askfarmerjinn

2019 thoughts | @goblims

we love to harass matt: @the-hollowwood

“Ah?” Matt is so startled by this proclamation he cannot help but to laugh, a bright chuckle of delight looking down to the witch. “I do not think this is such a bad thing. Perhaps once I looked much more powerful, but today is not that day.” It was nice to reminisce about when he had worshippers and strength and some weight to his frame, when his seat at a thone could be rightly occupied. 

But, well. This was the present, and he was here, scarred and tired and ancient, but here all the same.