I saw this scene while scrolling on TikTok and I had to do it with the Holi-gays squad.
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Iris: So, who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Kris: I did. I broke it. Iris-
Iris: No. No, you didn’t. Coal?
Coal: Don’t look at me. Look at Loch!
Loch: What?! I didn’t break it.
Coal: Huh. That’s weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Loch: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Coal: Suspicious.
Loch: No, it’s not!
Finn: If it matters, probably not… Hex was the last one to use it.
Hex: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Finn: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Hex: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
Kris: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Iris.
Iris: No. Who broke it?
Loch: Siobhán’s been awfully quiet…
Siobhán: Really, Lochy?!
Loch: Yeah, really!
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Iris: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Iris: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.










