☂ reiner and steph c:
WHO...
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed steph is the worst and leaves towels everywhere, esp if she has her hair up in a towel and sits in bed, she might leave it tossed on her pillow and then he’ll get a face full of wet towel and oops
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping stephanie whines bc she obvz asked for chocolate chip waffles and he totally brought home blueberry pancakes like g O D what were u thinking reiner???
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room stephanie leaves all the water everywhere. not just water. all the bottles.
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t lmfao i don’t even know??? i feel like stephanie would generally assume he’s just TOO PURE 4 THESE DIRTY THINGS and not instigate... toooooo much.
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner rEINER. bringin stephanie something super greasy bc he knows she loves her junk food and obvz she won’t share with him.
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary neither probs??? i mean, they might be nursing minor ones, but i don’t imagine either got super trashed.
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular MEGA. STUFFED.
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting omg ummmm. reiner probs??? idek bc stephanie would be too busy with her head between her knees ok.
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema reiner bc he’s tired of stephanie offering to share, then giving him the look of death when he eats it all.
accepting ; @glucksritter
