Things you must try on an elevator
[Redacted]: Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off
Glargan: Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral
Mayonnaise: Meow occasionally
Nate: Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away slowly
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Say DING at each floor
Greg: Make explosion noises when someone presses a button
Dot: Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce that this is your personal space
M. Bubz: When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you
Cookie: Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream, “That’s mine!”
Guy: Call out a group hug, then enforce it
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