Jan 13, 2024
Dude Uk gladiators is the funniest shit it’s literally like
“Our first contestant is Joe from accounting, he is 4’7, does a jog every Saturday and won a spelling bee in primary school.
And the gladiator they’ll be fighting is
The Titan ATLAS
he was cursed to hold the earth for eternity after he lead in a rebellion against the Titanomachy, if he ceases to hold the earth, the sky will come crashing down on us.
Now, they’ll begin the first game where they try to push each other of a small podium with oversized Q-tips.
3
2
1 Begi-
And Joe has been flung all the way to Greece, and has lost this round.
Next up, Margaret, owner of a local bar, will see if she can beat Savathun, the witch queen, at oversized ping-pong.”
