Hi! Have you seen the trailer for Almost Human yet??
YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES PEOPLE SEE A SUNRISE AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING AND THEY CRY BECAUSE THEY’RE SO HUNGOVER AND KIND OF COLD OUTSIDE AT 5 OR 6 IN THE MORNING AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL??? (NO, TRUST ME, THIS IS A THING.) WELL, THAT’S HOW I FEEL WATCHING MICHAEL EALY: ROBOT WITH EMOTIONS, AND EVERY MINUTE HAS BEEN A HUNGOVER CHILLY SUNRISE, AND THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL, AND SOMEONE PLEASE JUST BRING ME A JACKET AND SOME SUNGLASSES, BECAUSE IT’S SO COLD AND SO BRIGHT AND I CAN’T HANDLE THIS ALONE.
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same anon: HOWEVER if/when the kings face the blackhawks and carts starts using all that slow-smiling ebullience for scoring evil I will have to set my heart aflame and leave it on the sidewalk as a warning, so, you know, thanks for that too I guess
IF/WHEN THE KINGS AND HAWKS FACE EACH OTHER IN THE PLAYOFFS, I'M GONNA SUSPEND MY EXISTENCE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, SO BEST OF LUCK TO BOTH OF US.Â
Seth and Luke's Big Gay Adventures in Portland!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is Ceej, btw.)
omg that fic <33333333 yes good!! A prime and rare example of me accomplishing everything I wanted to do with a pairing in the course of one story. \o/
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
I was tagged by Racketstory! Her quesstions are as follows:
1. Do you put up a Christmas tree? Â
If you do, when is the appropriate time to take it down again? I do, but only if I'm not going home to my parents' house for the holidays. When I do, it usually sticks around until, well, right around now, because I'm lazy.
2. What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?Â
I'll be honest, I wasn't a dinosaur kid and I haven't grown up to be a dinosaur person! But I always thought Triceratops were pretty cool.
3.  If you could bang any deceased president, who would you choose.  (IN THIS QUESTION I DO NOT MEAN HE HAS BEEN TAXIDERMIED AND THEN YOU BANG HIM.  HE’S COME BACK TO LIFE BUT NOT IN A WEIRD JESUS WAY.  LOOK I JUST DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE THE EASY OUT OF BANGING OBAMA.  YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, WE ALL WOULD.)
JOHN F. KENNEDY, OBVS.Â
4. Mary Kate or Ashley?
I have no knowledge of them as individuals, so I don't know! All I know is that they have a fashion label that makes really crazy expensive shit.
5.  It’s raining like crazy, it’s Sunday afternoon and you have nothing to do.  What do you put on TV?
Are we not counting TV shows that I'm methodically making my way through at the moment? Like what kind of TV I gravitate towards when I'm just like 'meh, nothing to do, nothing too taxing of my brain'? In that case probably an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia or Supernatural.Â
6. Do you like turtlenecks or do you feel like you’re being choked by a weak person all day?
DEFINITELY CHOKED, THEY'RE THE FUCKING WORST.
7.  Who is the strangest looking person you’d have sex with?Â
Is Matt Smith strange enough to count? I find his face totally strange.
8. Â Who was your childhood celebrity crush?
Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
9.  Do you think that there is a person alive between the ages of 18-35 who does not know all the words to Smash Mouth’s Rock Star?
HELL no.
10. Tell me about your morning hygiene routine.Â
Lol I'm unemployed right now so I only shower like every other day, at most? And often that shower doesn't even take place until after 1pm or so. And I only wash my hair like once a week. I DO brush my teeth every morning (I know, gold star), and when I shower I put on face cream, then leave-in conditioner stuff in my hair, then get dressed and put on makeup if I feel like. Being neither in school nor employed has seriously eroded any semblance of routine in my life.
11. Â Should I have hot chocolate or ice cream right now? Â I have the flu and the question is PLAGUING ME.Â
Hot chocolate by itself if you've got the chills, ice cream and tea with booze in it otherwise.
My questions:
1. What do you do on the internet when you're not doing fandom stuff?
2. Do you have a go-to karaoke song?Â
3. Leather couches: y/n?
4. What's your preferred breakfast food?
5. What country would you most like to visit?
6. If you had endless cash to spend on going out to dinner every night, but you could only eat at one chain restaurant, which would you choose?
7. Name an actor or actress that you miss seeing on your TV.
8. When you're home at the end of a particularly trying day, would you rather watch something sad or something happy?
9. If you were giving out an award for Worst Fictional Father (or mother), who would you give it to?
10. Would you rather be the hero in a Western or a Sci-Fi movie?
11. What TV show would you most love to have a musical episode?
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Teen Wolf fusion with Chicago (the musical, not the city): Cell Block Tango
Based on this exchange between roseandthebeast, giganticism, and mdecarabas.
The quote's my own (inasmuch as anything in fandom can be my own) but I plan to do sets for the ones these lovely ladies wrote up too (with credit, obviously), especially as "they ran into my arrows ten times" and "some guys just can't hold their mountain ash" are so deliciously perfect. *ahem*
2012 CRYING AT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HARRY/DRACO/HERMIONE EMAIL FROM 2003. That is some masterful trolling. Respect. Also, don't forget to ask your dad to rec me video games!!! Obvie this is CJ, but Tumblr's full of haterade and won't let me ask with the right account! Tumblr, you're a douche! JUSTIN/NIALL 5EVA. OH, AND CAN YOUR NEXT OT5 FIC REALLY BE A SURPRISE OT6 FIC WHERE BIEBER WATCHES NIALL GET FUCKED BY HIS BAND, AND THEN BIEBER GETS TO BE LAST AND NIALL BASICALLY DIES OF JOY? K THX BYE.
It was a beautiful time for all of us tbh!! I texted my dad asking for first person shooter military games for you and he highly recommends Sniper Elite and Ghost Recon, which he is playing currently and very much enjoying. Though he warns, relatedly: "I just turned off my PS3 my brains hurt i play to much" [sic].
Oh my god, let me tell you about all my Justin/Niall ideas and how they're all also OT5 ideas. I hadn't actually considered a gangbang of that magnitude (though I will be...considering it...further) but I'm into it. Here's what I've already mulled over:
Niall and Justin start dating and the guys realize that they realize miss him being around and then pull him into OT5 action and he tries to resist but he doesn't because he wants it
Niall and Justin start dating but the guys want to make sure that Justin's treating him right so they insist that Justin fuck Niall while they watch, so they can make sure Justin's good to him
The one where Niall's getting to know Justin, and really badly wants to date him but isn't yet, so the guys help him out by fucking the sexual frustration out of him
OT5 is already in progress but Niall really wants to see what happens with Justin, and so they let him, but it's terrible and they miss him so much, so they start sort of fucking in front of him, and touching him but stopping short of being inappropriate, so Niall's just really sort of frustrated, and then they're all hanging out together, Niall and Justin and Liam and Harry and Louis and Zayn, and they're drinking a bit, and then, well, them watching how Justin and Niall curl into each other isn't enough anymore
SO, FEELINGS. All the feelings. All of them. \o/ But I like that you have capslock feelings about OT6. Let's discuss this at writing group tomorrow. I would be amenable to a trade.
