#teensniper

I was tagged by Racketstory! Her quesstions are as follows:

1. Do you put up a Christmas tree?  

If you do, when is the appropriate time to take it down again? I do, but only if I'm not going home to my parents' house for the holidays. When I do, it usually sticks around until, well, right around now, because I'm lazy.

2. What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur? 

I'll be honest, I wasn't a dinosaur kid and I haven't grown up to be a dinosaur person! But I always thought Triceratops were pretty cool.

3.  If you could bang any deceased president, who would you choose.  (IN THIS QUESTION I DO NOT MEAN HE HAS BEEN TAXIDERMIED AND THEN YOU BANG HIM.  HE’S COME BACK TO LIFE BUT NOT IN A WEIRD JESUS WAY.  LOOK I JUST DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE THE EASY OUT OF BANGING OBAMA.  YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, WE ALL WOULD.)

JOHN F. KENNEDY, OBVS. 

4. Mary Kate or Ashley?

I have no knowledge of them as individuals, so I don't know! All I know is that they have a fashion label that makes really crazy expensive shit.

5.  It’s raining like crazy, it’s Sunday afternoon and you have nothing to do.  What do you put on TV?

Are we not counting TV shows that I'm methodically making my way through at the moment? Like what kind of TV I gravitate towards when I'm just like 'meh, nothing to do, nothing too taxing of my brain'? In that case probably an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia or Supernatural. 

6. Do you like turtlenecks or do you feel like you’re being choked by a weak person all day?

DEFINITELY CHOKED, THEY'RE THE FUCKING WORST.

7.  Who is the strangest looking person you’d have sex with? 

Is Matt Smith strange enough to count? I find his face totally strange.

8.  Who was your childhood celebrity crush?

Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

9.  Do you think that there is a person alive between the ages of 18-35 who does not know all the words to Smash Mouth’s Rock Star?

HELL no.

10. Tell me about your morning hygiene routine. 

Lol I'm unemployed right now so I only shower like every other day, at most? And often that shower doesn't even take place until after 1pm or so. And I only wash my hair like once a week. I DO brush my teeth every morning (I know, gold star), and when I shower I put on face cream, then leave-in conditioner stuff in my hair, then get dressed and put on makeup if I feel like. Being neither in school nor employed has seriously eroded any semblance of routine in my life.

11.  Should I have hot chocolate or ice cream right now?  I have the flu and the question is PLAGUING ME. 

Hot chocolate by itself if you've got the chills, ice cream and tea with booze in it otherwise.

My questions:

1. What do you do on the internet when you're not doing fandom stuff?

2. Do you have a go-to karaoke song? 

3. Leather couches: y/n?

4. What's your preferred breakfast food?

5. What country would you most like to visit?

6. If you had endless cash to spend on going out to dinner every night, but you could only eat at one chain restaurant, which would you choose?

7. Name an actor or actress that you miss seeing on your TV.

8. When you're home at the end of a particularly trying day, would you rather watch something sad or something happy?

9. If you were giving out an award for Worst Fictional Father (or mother), who would you give it to?

10. Would you rather be the hero in a Western or a Sci-Fi movie?