#gift war

Entry #4!

It's a mermaid Zelda this time >:3!

i said i’d write an angie x korekiyo thing, and it turned out being a poem!

this is for mod kiyo over on @kinoronpa ^^

i hope you like this!!

it’s under the cut~

For as long as I can remember, the gift giving tradition between myself and INTP has been... well, difficult. By which I mean, we enjoy making it difficult, or at the very least interesting, for the receiver to open said gift. 

There was the stock standard ‘I’ve wrapped it in umpteen layers’, the old favourite ‘I just covered the entire thing in one continuous roll of sticky tape’, the ‘I’ve woven zip ties around it so that it covers the entire thing’ and of course the ‘I’ve just created this weird pyramid box so that you can’t guess what’s inside. 

Not to mention the ‘I’ve vivisected this pillow pet, stuffed your present inside and stitched it back up like some bizarre, badly done stuffed animal autopsy.’ (Zippers were later added to this pillow pet and have been a staple in our gift giving ever since, being passed back and forth each Christmas or birthday).

It was fun. It was frustrating. It was....

BOUND TO ESCALATE EVENTUALLY.

Needless to say, it did.

In December of 2015 I arrived at INTP’s house for Christmas gift giving to find this:

waiting for me on the table. Why yes, that is indeed my Christmas present wrapped to look like a burger and beverage. I appreciated the effort and creativity.

Then I started opening it. The lettue, tomato and cheese (wrapped in plastic party table cloths) each contained a volume of Avatar the Last Airbender comic. The buns held cushions, which felt odd because we’d never been the types to give cushions and pretty things like that, but whatever. I shrugged it off and moved on to the meat patty. Inside of which was the vivisected and zippered pillow pet pig-owl. With a new addition to it’s zips: a padlock. 

“Oooookay?” I said, looking from the padlock to INTP and back quizzically.

“Open the drink,” replied INTP, an evil grin on her face. 

I should have run right then, but I have this innate curiosity where I have to know what’s inside of things. Now. Right now. So I opened it, and inside was a cryptext capsule, and modified lyrics to “What’s this?” from Nightmare Before Christmas, essentially telling me that my BIRTHDAY present was inside the pig/owl and the keys to the padlock were inside the cryptex.

Yay.... (o_o)

So basically, I now have my birthday present a month early. IF ONLY I COULD GET INTO IT! On the plus side, I was informed that if I could get into the crpytex early, I could have my present early. YAY MOTIVATION! It was just what my Instant Gratification Issues needed.

As it happens, it only took me about a week to get into the cryptex and I was able to unlock my present to reveal the beautiful, handmade Appa and Momo (Avatar the Last Airbender) cushion covers she’d made for me. (Now the cushions made sense).

On that day, I vowed to give back to her just as bad as she had given me. And with the added bonus of having five months between INTP’s birthday and Christmas. 

Helpfully, INTP set some ground rules to guide us.

Rules of the Gift War Pact: 1) Both Christmas and B'day presents will be presented on the same day (ie, INFP gets a Christmas/B'day present on Christmas and INTP gets a B'Day/ Christmas present on her B'day) 2) There will some obstacle in opening the second present. 3) If the receiver of the gift can solve the obstacle they may open the second present prior to B'Day/ Christmas and a replacement present will be given at that time. 4) If the Receiver does NOT solve the obstacle before their b'day/ Christmas, a hint will be given at that time. 5) The Receiver of the present may not open any 'wrapped' parts of the present without the other party present. 6) Preferably the present will be wrapped to look like something else.

i, miko, play my trap card!

an unexpected moodboard made for my friendo mod kiyo at @kinoronpa ^^

i added the lyre because of apollo, hehe-

i hope you like it~!

hehe, this is my attack computer wallpaper for mod kiyo of @kinoronpa!

i did my best with this ^^

i really hope you like this~!