Is the defendant, Nelson Rattaganz, guilty of eating the only blackberry and not letting his brothers share?
Exhibit a) testimony from his brothers, Ghal Maraz, and Placenta Rattaganz
Placenta: “squee squeak squee SQUEE”
Ghal Maraz: Squee squee squick squeak!
Exhibit b)
The perpetrator has been caught red handed and mouthed! His face and hands are clearly covered in the berry’s juice!!
At first I considered a guilty verdict but the testimony from the brothers, Placenta Rattaganz and Ghal Maraz has moved this court. My heart goes out to these young men.........I don't usually tear up during trial, sorry.
Verdict: Not Guilty. Nelson, I just wanted to say your brothers have beautiful souls. To forgive you for eating the only blackberry is truly an act of rat compassion. The brothers mentioned that it was unfair for them to not have their own blackberries. How the system let them down. The court agrees. I cannot legally order you to each get a black berry in this case, as you're not defendants. Instead I would like to order the defendant, Nelson Rattaganz gets a berry for each sibling (next time it's berry day). I believe he will be sharing this time based off his apology.
I would like to enter into records the apology of Mr. N Rattaganz: squee squee squee. Squeak squea squee squee.
To all three of you....thank you for reminding this court about compassion.
