#ggrpgkitty

While it’s just a matter of time before F.H. and K.W. are back to “loves me not” status again, this back and forth is getting exhausting.

But if you must be the prince and princess of yore, at least do something worth reporting on. No one likes an “it couple” who hides away all the time ... even if K.W. is used to that kind of thing.

Of all the eligible debutantes-to-be in the UES, why F.H. would choose to escort a washed-up child star like R.B. is incomprehensible -- unless it’s just another way to assure K.W. that she “doesn’t have anything to worry about,” when obviously that worked so well last time. 

Of course, the wannabe starlet would have no problem just adding another notch in the captain’s lacrosse stick, since she’s just after the attention anyway. Snooze. 

Maybe NP just likes blondes and QF’s desperate for any sort of attention, no matter how unhealthy or dangerous it could be. Maybe they’re using each other as rebounds from KW and FH. Either way, I don’t think we have to worry about anyone usurping the spotlight from UES’ powercouple: nothing but time will tear them apart, it seems, but maybe that’s what NP is waiting for: he’s got nothing but time, after all...

Look at this, our new Queen’s already got her very own groupies. As smooth as your ascension was, be careful, JH--is it better to rule through love or fear? I hope for your sake that SL didn’t let her maternal instincts lead her astray; KW’s claws are sharper, and QF’s dance is a little neater. Better watch your back, because for every adoring fan there’s somewhere ready to take your place.

PUCK: You okay, Shortcake?

... unless those aren’t your real initials. And if not, why on this or any other side of the earth would you have to hide anything from us?