#ggrpgpuck

Maybe NP just likes blondes and QF’s desperate for any sort of attention, no matter how unhealthy or dangerous it could be. Maybe they’re using each other as rebounds from KW and FH. Either way, I don’t think we have to worry about anyone usurping the spotlight from UES’ powercouple: nothing but time will tear them apart, it seems, but maybe that’s what NP is waiting for: he’s got nothing but time, after all...

KITTY: Hi.

KITTY: I know that nothing we thought up really worked out well, but I still feel like I should thank you.

MADISON: Thanks for not breaking my brother's face. I know he deserves it sometimes, but...

It wouldn’t be a bad career move, since we’re pretty sure St. Jude’s doesn’t take super seniors, and he’ll need to do something with that hot bod of his. Maybe he could work for M.M.2. 

Oh, J.P.’s around alright -- just not where he’s supposed to be. We’d call it a family trait, but the younger Mr. P at least has a head for something, even if it isn’t school. Sadly, we just can’t say the same for the elder. 

Obviously. 

Planning a wedding to someone else sure does get in the way of dating, doesn’t it? 

M.R. and S.E. have officially broken up. We here at GG feel that this was a long time coming, not just because their relationship was about as exciting as watching paint dry, but because little rose is clearly blossoming for another kind of flower entirely. 

M.M.2 is patient zero in what could be the city’s latest outbreak. It’s unconfirmed as of now what the disease could possibly be, but if our reports are to be believed, this is one you’re going to want to stay away from ... or is it? Fewer things are contagious than we’ve previously thought, after all.