#gg reference

But also Mor/Elain propaganda

“Ok, Bob Barker” Take a seat kiddos and let me tell you about the superior host of “The Price is Right”. Don’t get me wrong, Drew Carey is fine and all, but Bob Barker was too legit to quit. Bob Barker was the man who cared for me on my days home from school. Bob Barker cared about my pets being spayed and neutered. Bob Barker also had an amazing cameo in “Happy Gilmore”. 

“I’d rather have my face surgically altered to look like that lunatic rich lady with the lion head” Said lady, is Jocelyn Wildenstein who has had over $4 million on plastic surgery to make herself appear more catlike so she could please her ex-husband who apparently had a thing for big cats. She was married to Alex Wildenstein and they apparently had a messy divorce; she catches him cheating with a much younger woman, he threatens her with a gun, rules stipulate she can’t use alimony payments for anymore plastic surgery, the judge receives death threats, she sells their home for millions, and she ended up with $100 million for each year they were married. They were married 12. Rich people

“How about a Polaroid?” I miss Polaroids and while they are kind of making hipster comeback with the “instax” it’s not the same. There was something about taking a picture and having it spit out right there and watching it develop. They were there before the 90s, but they kind of blossomed during that time and into the early 2000s, especially with the fun sticker ones  

“I’m trying to see if there’s a hunchback in the bell tower” The Hunchback of Notre Dame was originally written by Victor Hugo in 1831. There have been multiple adaptations of the novel from comic, musical theater, ballets, plays, films, television, radio and music. One of the more pop culture adaptations is Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame which was released in 1996 and lort Jesus I feel old as fuck because I remember when it came out.

“I look like that chick in The Dukes of Hazzard” So, “that chick” is Daisy Duke. She wore short denim shorts known as “Daisy Dukes” The Dukes of Hazzard was a show that ran from 1979-1985 and was very popular. It followed the Duke family, most specifically Bo and Luke who are cousins living in a fictional county (Hazzard) in Georgia. They are foiling schemes of a local corrupt politician every episode in their Charger named General Lee. A movie was made in 2005, but let’s just ignore that monstrosity...

“All work and no play, have you not seen The Shining?” The Shining is a 1980 film based off of Stephen King’s 1977 novel. It is about a  novelist who gets a job taking care of a resort that shuts down for a period of months and is left with only him and his wife and son to take care of it in the off season. The quote Lorelai is referencing is “All work and no play makes Jack dull boy” I don’t want to go into too much detail about this in case anyone hasn’t seen this and doesn’t know about it. However, if you haven’t seen it, it is a good film, even if Stephen King isn’t a fan, and I can’t see here he is coming from, but still... I honestly hadn’t seen this up until 2016, so no judgement if you haven’t

I’M NOT SURE.

Jack really lost his blocks at the end of this one, eh? eh?