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in the season 3 finale geralt gets beaten up so bad he becomes australian
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Geralt: "No, wait, you deserve for this to be done the right way–"
Jaskier: "Fuck 'the right way.' Either kiss me like you mean it or don't."
idk why but Jaskier calling Geralt "noble" in fics always makes me ❤️🌟🌈🌟❤️🌟🌈❤️
There's just something about it!! Like yea Geralt is kinda noble- at least in some ways. And I don't think Geralt himself would've ever describe himself that way
And it's extra sweet b/c (and this might actually be fannon and not cannon but)
I think, as a kid, Geralt wanted to be or was really interested in knights and being described as noble (or "a noble idiot" as described in a fic i read) has to give him the warm and fuzzies at least a little bit
So yeah- Jask calling and describing Geralt as noble makes me happi
Hey hey hey
A Wound To Heal (or for short, Eglantine)
-sol
Heya sol! Nice to see you in my asks again :D
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Jaskier is cut on the arm with a magical knife
The wound will not close until his heart is no longer broken
Geralt is like “cool, easy, we go to Oxenfurt cause you love it there”
Nothing changes at Oxenfurt
“We’ll go to the coast”
And the wound seems to bleed even more the nearer they get to the coast
Jaskier is getting paler
He’s not recuperating as fast anymore
He wakes up looking haggard and he keeps slumping in his saddle
A magical creature (fae? nymph? sprite? idk) happens upon them
“Well of course his heart won’t heal if you’re still here. You’re the one that broke it in the first place.”
Oh. Oh Fuck.
Geralt Is A Bad Friend and A Worse Romantic Partner
Jaskier’s wound isn’t healing
He’s on Death’s doorstep
In a last ditch effort to save the person that means the most to him, Geralt finally professes his feelings
He spoons the bard all night, keeping pressure on the bandage on his arm
In the morning the bleeding has lessened
After three weeks of constant love and attention from his Witcher, Jaskier’s arm is totally healed
Happily Ever After
important random witcher headcanon to note
geralts cat eyes (and just witcher cat eyes in general) are affected the same way a normal cats eye is affected
whats this mean? basically catnip eyes- his pupils get big and round when hes super happy or high
you can also take this to meaning his eyes get super fucking thin when hes pissed, but man i thought of this hc for fluff- yall best not turn this into an atomic bomb situation
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can we talk about how geralt trusted jaskier to bring ciri, his CHILD who he is so incredibly protective over, to kaer morhen, the place that barely anyone is allowed to even know about?? and geralt didn't even hesitate, even after not seeing jaskier for a long time, he still trusts him with his daughters life and holy shit. what the fuck.
geralt before jaskier left: you're not my FRIEND i can barely stand u u are the bane of my life I'm so sick of u
geralt after finding jaskier again: this is my BESTIE the LOVE OF MY LIFE i missed you SO MUCH AND I AM SO SORRY WAIT LET ME HUG U AND ALSO SMILE AT YOUR JOKES AND AFFECTIONATELY TELL U TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I MISSED YOU
Jaskier: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Geralt, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Jaskier: BLOCKED.
