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Was sofort übernommen werden sollte, sobald die Russen uns und alle Herzen erobert haben: Abkürzungen nicht mehr aus den ersten Buchstaben jedes Wortes, sondern jeweils aus den ersten Silben von zwei (und mehr) Wörtern zu machen: Rosneft, Glavshtab, Roskom oder aber Roskomnadsor. Arbgrunddeutsch oder Zweideutfern klingt einfach besser als ARD und ZDF. Alter Witz aus den Siebzigern: Was ändert sich, wenn die SPD die Wahl gewinnt? Das Benzin wird billiger. Wieviel? 10 Kopeken pro Liter. Heute: Was ändert sich wenn die SPD die Wahl gewinnt? Wir nennen den Fachbereich um. Wie? Aus FB O1 wird JURFAK.

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Др Душко Кузовић Политички Београд се заборавио и изгубио. То је сасвим логична последица дегенерације у сваком погледу која траје деценијама; татину и мамину децу, без пословног и животног искуства, препун новчаник не спашава. Када кажем „политички Београд“ не мислим на грађане Београда, већ на касту власти која се деценијама политички пресвлачи само да би задржала управу над државом, пореском…

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