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“Writing an essay is a bit like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer. It hurts, but it feels really good when it stops.”
- My applied linguistics lecturer
The strange thing about this quote is that I can completely understand why your lecturer said ‘a hammer’ specifically
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Commander Jogjebi, yawns: Huh. I made it to my own bed with zero repercussions. Guess I’m not too old to party after all.
Commander Jogjebi: sits up in a coffin
Mangko: Into your hands, we commend Commander Jogjebi’s spirit, oh Lord…
Jogjebi: Uhhh, what’s going on?
Mangko, shocked: He lives! It’s a miracle!
Then hate me when thou wilt; if ever, now; Now, while the world is bent my deeds to cross, Join with the spite of fortune, make me bow, And do not drop in for an after-loss: Ah! do not, when my heart hath ‘scaped this sorrow, Come in the rearward of a conquered woe; Give not a windy night a rainy morrow, To linger out a purposed overthrow. If thou wilt leave me, do not leave me last, When other petty griefs have done their spite, But in the onset come: so shall I taste At first the very worst of fortune’s might; And other strains of woe, which now seem woe, Compared with loss of thee, will not seem so. — William Shakespeare, Sonnet 90
"Any questions? Clarifications? Signs of distress?"
- My linguistics lecturer making sure we understand
"I shall check with my D&D informants."
- My semantics lecturer when I asked if 'I sneaked' needs another argument in the context of D&D
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"Mate, your subjects come from a load of blokes in the computer science department."
- My lecturer on why he never believes a study was done on neurotypical people.
“There are lots of different ways of referring to Donald Trump and these are the polite ones.”
- My semantics lecturer, wishing he was allowed to swear in a recorded lecture
