Incorrect Squirrel And Hedgehog

Geomeunjogjebi: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty.

Mangko: Nah, bro, I’d fuck you.

Juldarami: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!

Bamsaegi: Tackle him?

Geumsaegi: Dump him.

Commander Jogjebi: sits up in a coffin

Mangko: Into your hands, we commend Commander Jogjebi’s spirit, oh Lord…

Jogjebi: Uhhh, what’s going on?

Mangko: He’s doing things.

Mangko: Blue and yellow.

Aekku: Blue and-

Aekku: …

Aekku: You wanna look at it for more than half a second?!

Mangko: I wired the damn thing, ass!

Aekku: Well, I didn’t know that, ass!

Aekku, cutting the wires and disarming the bomb: Okay-

Mangko: Oh my God.

Aekku: What?

Mangko: I lied, I didn’t wire that.

Geumsaegi: Huh? What?

Geumsaegi: Do you want me to. Like.

Geumsaegi: Spy on gay weasels?

Mulmangcho: We can go days without water, so relax.

Vixen: …that is 100% not true!

Mulmangcho: Oh really? How long, then?

Vixen: I dunno! *stutters* Nineteen hours?

Mulmangcho: Nineteen?! I’ve slept nineteen hours without water, you idiot.

Vixen: Who sleeps that long?!

Juldarami: No, no, it couldn’t be him.

Mulmangcho, echoing: You ridiculously stupid moron!

Geumsaegi: No, it’s him.

Vixen: He is a dick. And killing him is on my list. But he’s attractive, so I’m going to get one more kid out of him. I’m not sure on the ghost front…I guess we’ll find out after I kill my husband and place his gravestone in my backyard.

Juldarami: Yes?

Geumsaegi: I think we need to be quieter from now on.

Juldarami: What do you mean?

Geumsaegi: I just talked to our neighbor…

Earlier that day…

Mulmangcho: Hey, Geumsaegi. Could you guys possibly keep the noise down?

Present

Juldarami: Did he tell you why?

Geumsaegi: …

Geumsaegi: I’ve never told him my name before.

Juldarami: …

Geomeun: Nope. Other way around.

Vixen: What could that possibly mean?

Geomeun: It’s more of a “You saved my life, so now I’m your problem” situation.

Vixen: That…can’t be right.

Geomeun: If you don’t like it, then kill me.

Vixen: What.

Mangko: I think his name is Juldarami, actually. But that wouldn’t matter now.

Aekku: …how would I know that?

Mangko: I’m just, like, clarifying because I think it’s more appropriate to call somebody by their name. You know?

Aekku: …

Mangko: You don’t have to be an asshole about it. I’m just saying-

Aekku: He fucking shot me.

Assistant Jogjebi: It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Mulmangcho: You need to stop.

Vixen: It’s like PEMDAS or whatever.

Geumsaegi: Not at all.

Juldarami: So no need for me to kiss it better?

Geumsaegi: OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!