#garlic hate

I am very curious, please do not take this as an attack by a garlic lover, I believe we can both live in harmony loving or hating garlic

i admire your courage and your kindness.

garlic stinks, garlic does not taste good, garlic stains the air after it is gone, garlic is a negative existence. i do not want to see garlic, i do not want to touch garlic, i do not want to smell garlic, i do not want to taste garlic, and yet the alliumheads demand it be in every dish, in every sauce, in every kitchen. we at the narlic (no garlic) nation refuse this stance

the narlic nation will NEVER compromise, NEVER cease, NEVER back down from our rally against these alliumheads and garlic snowflakes who desire to be catered to at every point.

you are in the right place. you were meant to find me. curious yet?

well. let me explain the rules

1. garlic will no longer exist

this is the goal of the Narlic (no garlic) Nation. it does not need to exist and so it shouldnt. we work towards this future every day

2. garlic snowflakes & other alliumheads dni unless you want wrath

self explanatory. i do not want your negativity in my life. instead i will seek YOU out to spread the narlic message

-only a select few snowflakes can interact upon if permission is granted. though dont expect it to happen to you

-the narlic nation does NOT tolerate bigotry of any form. you are the worse than garlic

3. no not fuck in that way

self explanatory. i am sick and tired of all these snowflakes trying to 'gotcha' me into claiming i am doing something disgusting. i am ASEXUAL and specifically the kind of ace that would NEVER think of such a horrid thing. you people make me sick.

4. i have only 1 nemesis. and it is not you

believe it or not i do not hate alliumheads, i believe they can change for the better. any of you who have claimed to be my nemesis have completely misunderstood what i stand for and i despise you all

5. i am not a vampire, FUCK OFF vamp-accusers

you people never take me seriously and so you call me something fictional to pretend my message is not worth what you deem as 'real'. grow up for crying out loud

My liege garlic is winning in this poll

ugh. i hate that guy

it definitely is