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278 - GARFGULL - It cannot FLY but it can HANG DESPERATELY from LEDGES with its big stupid HANDS and then eventually give up and FALL, which can look sort of like FLYING for a second before you realize no it is, in fact, just FALLING. It owns (but did not win) a TONY AWARD. ————- Garfemon is a misguided project by me Shawn Bowers - http://www.instagram.com/shawnbowers
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by Garfemon
Garfémon
"A Garfedex of beautiful fat lil monsters by Shawn Bowers, presented in numerical order."
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279 - GARFLIPPER - It carries around PILLS in its big honkin MOUTH THING. If you say the magic word, which is “PILLS,” it will SPIT THE PILLS. Then it asks you to pick up the pills and PUT THEM BACK, and it uses the muscles inside its mouth to COUNT THE PILLS and if even a single one is missing it will file a LAWSUIT.
258 - GARFKIP - The MITTS on the side of its BIG FACE grab the lasagnas to shove into its LIL MOUTH. It has TWO working TOASTER OVENS in its HOME, which it thinks is IMPRESSIVE.
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Garfemon is a terrible thing by me, Shawn Bowers
272 - GARFICOLO - This Garfemon is said to appear when it hears the QUIET CHEWS of children EATING SANDWICHES. It appears NEXT TO the children and demands they stop CHEWING SO HARD so that it can “FINALLY REST.” Like Santa, it appears to all children around the world at THE SAME TIME and is clearly a threat to their SAFETY, which is why SANDWICHES ARE ILLEGAL now.
