Baby Jay…
So, Jason was killed right between those awkward stages and ima just throw this here, right during his resurrection, he never had braces right or like, learned how to ride a bike? he missed those moments during his death and the time in the LOA.
So, throw this out here, Jason can ride a motorcycle, not a bike.
Proceed to watch him try to get on a bike in front of all his brothers proclaiming ‘how hard can it be?’ then start flailing and crying out, he ends up nearly speeding down a hill and falling flat on his face.
He needs training wheels.
Or:
He has the most crooked teeth you’ll ever see and he’s missing some including a cavity and Dick thinks it’s DISGUSTING, so he properly sets up a dental plan for his little brother and turns out they need to get superman and Bruce to u-haul this 6’4 grown Toddler to the dentist.
Because Jason is adamant in refusing, he’s kicking, biting, ew and threatening to pull kryptonite on Superman and a gun on Bruce.
Turns out he needs braces, he needs fake teeth and he needs one teeth pulled out, so a hefty dental course, and it’s expensive and of course Dick struggles to pay for this so… (Bruce wayne ‘This is my baby boy, my perfect son.’) Pays for it.
So here’s to Jason todd wearing braces for the next two years and his intimidation factor drops even LOWER.
Don’t get Jason started on other things he missed out because yes he still technically grew up.
He just also technically didn’t.
So cheers to Jason for not knowing either things.
(Here’s to him also not knowing what friends is or big bang theory or other famous classics, also here’s to Jason missing out on prom and other things he should have done.)
