#g2br

Wada: all the things these young girls are doing today and all the shade they think they're throwing? I planted and smoked those trees.

Zukki: know how someone could make something about someone else, but it's about you? THAT’s what's goin' on.

Arayan: can you hate AND be the Queen?

Yanagi: should I or shouldn't I press my life alert? ‘cause I've got an emergency, it’s just, it ain't mine.

Shunji: i don't care, i don't do it

Endou: don't be evil, and don't be foolish either.

Kaji: my favourite cereal is LIFE. And I got it and I LIVED

Adachi: What are friends for? Really, I wanna know. I wanna know.

Shirota: To the rest of the divas whose careers were crushed under the weight of my incredible success: I urge you all to use this opportunity to be the best that you can be. No one is expecting you to sound as good as I did...

Taito: they say never work with children or animals so why would i?

Usui: i'm tired of offering all these seats to people who won't SIT

Setomaru: it doesn't surprise me that there are lowlifes who think highly of themselves or lessers that want more...

Tomo: I don't know any other way to ask you this....are you mad? Do you possess anger? Are you experiencing hardships?

Makki: i just told her a bald-ass lie. Just under-the-rainbow-and-over-the-bullshit.

Hirata: why you mad? you can hold my bag. it ain't that heavy yet

Youichiro: these girls don’t have an aura. it’s EVIL, i knew that from the jump

Shingo: Pro...freshional

Horii: i find it inspirational you're determined to be a soprano

Mikami: One uses sunglasses to shade the classless

Ryun: must be nice - living in Hater’s mansion on Shady Lane

Masayan: WHO brings DEVILED EGGS to an album release party? 

Yuichi: so the apple is calling the orange 'fruity'....

D2:

Sho: they just....they never caught on. you know if I say “you lookin’ cute today” I’m not telling you the truth. i’m saying I saw you tried to BE cute

Ryo: I have always been real. And even if I have to be fake, I'm real fake.

Yuki: I've come to the conclusion that my life is like light up sneakers. If I just keep walkin' forward, I know I'mma shine. But it's when I stop that I lose my light.

Shion: you thought you were giving us something we could feel, we could use... and it just ended up looking like spilled hopes and dreams

Yamada: You see my mood ring here? That's the color for “I don't give a fuck"

Atsushi: you could try, but you won't win today - you CAN'T.

Jun: we're not friends, we're just familiar

Shotarou: give a bitch an inch, she gonna just take the whole ruler from you

Shirota: Don't you worry about who I pass the torch to, bitch. you barely have air in your lungs Yanagi: Fanta? I don't drink no damn Fanta. It goes flat too quick Endou: You think i’m beneath you but you're beneath the appropriate note every time you sing. I guess that makes us even. It makes you flat, but it makes us even. Kaji: nothing wrong with pudding if the proof’s in it Zukki: have i ever told you you're my favorite flop? you're flopulous Adachi: what was the concept? she looks like a fish outta water...mid flop. Araki: i hear what you're saying but all i’m really wondering is, are you gonna touch up those roots? i don't get the indecisiveness Kujirai: upload a diploma! Upload a degree! Better yet, upload your Billboard stats! Aiba: Over here we have standards; over there they have struggles... Konii: Shade, heffa! shaaaaade! Shay-EED

Ishibashi: I wanna address the rudity of the situation Toyonaga:  i may be out of school but i haven't forgotten how to read Hotta:  this is the problem I have with younger artists and their fans of today -  calling their favorite ‘queens’, when they're really just.....questionable.

Kazuki: this is about me...and praise that people are giving me. here the air is just (deep inhale) so much sweeter Takumi: I will be reciting a poem today entitled ‘Bitch Better Shut Her Mouth’ Ruito: the difference between Haterade and Gatorade is one fills you up and the other makes you thirsty. Kenta: i will throw your bones. your name is in the programme. Date: bells jingle. i make singles Kawai: you kids need to have a highchair Washi: i want to say congratulations - but you're yet to give me a reason to TAKUYA (oof sorry): Why do you need me 5 days out of 7?!! I hate working and nobody can convince me this shit isn't a scam

Shiozawa: number one; you don’t know me. number two; you don’t know me like THAT KENN: i can give you a hit right now - a multiplatinum black eye Aoki: i’m sure your old nose is in somebody’s business, somewhere Yuki: I see someone went to Home Depot and traded in their old shovel for a new hoe.. Shinoda: you are just so very pretty....and thank God

JURI: I realise now it's not my fault that feelings are fragile... Yuuki: Girl, we looking like marriage equality right now. Wada: This team should be called ABC: ‘A Bitch Can't’. A bitch can't get a hit, a bitch can't get on the charts, a bitch can't get a Grammy... A bitch just can't! Iori: damn. how unlikeable do you have to be for even your spirit-guides to stop fucking with you? Yazaki: sorry I couldn't be there tonight. they had me scheduled to do some things that I would actually enjoy

Mamoru: Guess who back and don't plan on leavin'? Takagi: Haters are people who read with no resume and critique with no credentials. that you?