#g cat

I wish the two cats who most want to cuddle with me didn't hate each other

I love C Cat very much, but if she understood what phones were, and could talk, and knew what police were, she would call the police whenever she saw G Cat, even though he lives here too, and that's not ok, C Cat

Usually when G Cat comes up to talk to me I'll be like "do you want to learn to fly an airplane?" or some random shit like that but just now I was bereft of creativity so I was just like "do you think... you are... my cat? Cause that's correct."

Me, in Devious Character Voice: bring the wormie to me... and you shall be greatly rewarded My Cat, who always wants me to play with him using the wormie in question: mrah?

The art of replying to G cat when he meows (and he always meows) has resulted in a scenario where he's being tried for killing the mayor's son (who is a worm on a string) and is facing a life sentence at a penal colony on the moon