#eilooxology

Does anyone else have that thing where after showering you need a highly variable amount of time to rest not so much because showering is exhausting but because you need to be reintegrated into the dry world

Would anyone like to join my false etymology club? We can insist that it was originally "halve your cake and eat it two [times]"

If you ever need to torture me for some reason I recommend making me choose something when there's a large number of options and they're all pretty similar but I do in fact care about some minute differences most people don't notice

Me: ok how do I cook a pumpkin pie from fresh pumpkin Recipe: I will tell you! Me: ok go ahead Recipe: start with your ingredients, including cooked pumpkin... Me: cooked... cooked how???? THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME

Nothing like shattering your phone screen to make you mad at the tech industry