i aten't dead

Listen, everything is on fire, but nothing is bringing me more joy right now than Count Binface. Nobody's doing it like him in British politics. Binface for Clacton.

My Eridan and Feferi plushes just arrived and I am DELIGHTED.

I have to be up for work at the crack of dawn tomorrow so I'm not gunna finish it but I'm reading 17776 because I saw a bunch about it being THAT DATE and it's delightful. It's also giving me wild flashbacks to when I first read it. Nine years ago. At work in my first job out of uni. I was a whole different human being then, ain't that wild.

I'm so mired in one piece rn. I've read 900 chapters of the manga. Seen the live action. I've started the anime. I'm having a great time. There's just one thing... And I don't wanna be a downer, but has literally anyone writing Sanji in fics ever smoked a cigarette?? Do you know how they work? I love you and your stories are good but that's not how cigarettes work folks!!

I literally can't believe I missed the makeship deadline on the eridan and feferi plushes. Eridan is my number one boy goddammit and now my collection will be a) incomplete and b) eridanless, which is unbearable. Yes I'm autistic why do you ask ?? Anyway if anyone happened to order doubles and wants to sell them to me when they arrive pls lmk like why else do I have a grown up paycheck if not for this 🙄

Currently visiting a mate in Cardiff and she's finally letting me get her into homestuck. So I'm reading it aloud like an audiobook and doing all the voices again! We're on page 850 and I don't have the heart to say we're... Just about 10% of the way through. She's really enjoying it though so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯ worth it.