#fuqboy

#21savage is kicking off #fuQboy #fall. (I kinda thought that was a year round event, but I guess they gonna do something different.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2U0BY6nIYx/?igshid=uu8of5gruafs

https://somanyfuqbois.wordpress.com Search for: Skip to content somanyfuqbois Signs of a Fuqboi Posted on 8 Days Ago by fuqboiguru *DISCLAIMER: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF A FUQBOI IN THEM He’s a club promoter for all ages events He listens to drake and tries to compare the lyrics to your relationship His idea of a date if you giving him a bj and then going to the club He gets mad if you laugh with his ‘bros’ but when he’s drunk he’ll hit on all of your friends He has a tinder for when he’s ‘bored’ or for ‘promoting the club’ . But has a girlfriend He says gas, grass or ass He takes his instagram photography more seriously than your relationship You’ve been dating or 2 years but he still says he isn’t ready to meet your parents and if you ask more than once he’ll tell you to chill Shows his friends nudes someone sent him His problems are always greater than yours He’s not shy to ditch plans with you for ‘his boys’ He makes you feel bad for being more successful/smarter than he is He ONLY wears a thick chain necklace with polo shirts or deep cut v-necks He thinks it’s ok to make fun of the homeless Makes fun of people at the gym Stephen Harper Is a meninist Asks you to make out with your friend so he can watch He tries to pick fights at bars/clubs but always backs off last minute and pretends he was joking He wont ever let you look through his phone Or spends 5 minutes cleaning it before you can look at it, even if youre standing right there He sometimes refers to himself as yeezy He throws a hissy fit whenever he looses in a video game He hasn’t read a single book since high school He calls your mom a MILF and flirts with her all the time He’ll never admit to being wrong, will only tell you to chill He asks for a open relationship if youre out of the city for more than a week He see’s nothing wrong with calling someone a ‘fag’ or anything he doesn’t like ‘gay’ He asks to play 20 questions. First question is either do you give head or are you a virgin He texts “without me ;)” Says he’s got a “side hoe” His idea of flirting is asking “what would you do if I was there right now” ;) Phillipe Couillard Tries to guilt trip you into sending pics Will call you a bitch if you say youre not interested Thinks any girl who looks at him wants it Says things such as “the problem with feminism is that” Tries to flirt with you even though he’s in a relationship Tells you your smile is beautiful when youre just walking down the street showing absolutely no emotion Says bros before hoes Any guy who cat calls He says you’ll be hearing from my father Excessively wears Axe Offers you tips on how to lift at the gym will try to pick you up at the gym, even if youre a sweating, Red-faced mess

this is a national fuqboy awareness post