#funyn

kakashi thinks hes finally gained the respect of naruto but is once again immediately disproven

But toast, how do i make a good story?

Excelent question you overgrown chipmunk, heres how to.

First, start with yourself at a normal place (pro tip: starbucks)

Then, say you were doing something thats dhows the audience how quirky and interesting you are. For example

"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy..."

There. Now, here comes the WACKY and UNCHARACTERISTIC part. Usually involving the staff of the place making an obscure pop culture reference.

"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy and the barista saw my book and perfectly recited the entire first chapter verbatim..."

Well done chap! Now, introduce, the K-word i am not allowed to say here because apparently its sexist, who is a partyshitter and very religious and also white

"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy and the barista saw my book and perfectly recited the entire first chapter verbatim and then this old white lady started yelling at us that we were gonna go to hell and whatnot..."

Very well! Now to finish it off, you and said staff member are gonna do something in the same level of ludicrous as breaking into a choreographied song in the middle of the hall like in a musical. And be sure to make the odds of it astronomical. Like, one tenth of the odds of the avengers defeating thanos.

"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy and the barista saw my book and perfectly recited the entire first chapter verbatim and then this old white lady started yelling at us that we were gonna go to hell and whatnot but them the barista and me started to chant in latin about raising the dead and bringin hell to earth and just as our eyes turned black the lights went out and thunder crashed outside and everyone screamed"