My Mom wanted wine, so she decided to go to Publix to get some, and I went with her. We ended up getting half priced Valentine’s Day chocolate as well. 

We were walking to one of the cash registers, but my mom turned away sharply and headed to a different one:

“We can’t go there. He served me earlier and I don’t want him knowing I came back just for wine.”

When we were heading out she handed me the car keys:

Mom: “I can’t drink and drive.”

Me: “I don’t have my license on me.”