#drinking jokes

Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence – D.G. Kaye with a joke from Sally’s Archives

First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Debby tells me they have had their first snows….

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

D. G. Kaye –…

Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – How to deal with clowns and chocolate…and a joke or two from the archives.

And now for a joke or two from the archives….on the subject of drinking…

The police were ordered to clean up the neighbourhood and their job was made easier when a drunk staggered up to a sergeant and said “Escuse me offisher, what time is it?”

The cop replied “One o’clock,” and hit him once over the head with his baton.

“Blimey,” said the drunk holding his head, “I’m glad I didn’t ask you an…

Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Guest Comedian’s – The Lords of the Drink

My guests today, The Lords of the Drink have a blog that celebrates drinking… it is a pastime that is enjoyed by billions around the world and has spawned millions of jokes on the subject. I have been known to embibe.. a little less as I have got older and more doddery, but there is nothing more pleasant that joining family and friends and sharing a bottle of wine.

I have also found some funnies…