So I was thinking End of the World Trio (Dave, Engie, and Simon) who are triplets and decide to bring their boyfriends (Court and Grace) over.
Now cue the Spiderman pointing meme between Court and Grace. Grace is like "will you excuse us for a moment" while holding Court's shirt collar in a death grip. he drags him off into a side room and Simon counts down from three. Once it hits zero, a stream of angry French Canadian filters out from under the door. Then someone is called and more angry French Canadian. Colt's voice is like "woah bro, chillax; I can't understand you-Wait, did you say Court. As in Court's alive." And then like all the Geese get on a phone call and Court is like "... Salut" (really putting my limited French to the works here) and more chaotic French Canadian comes through the phone and then the call gets hung up and Grace pokes his head out and says "you guys don't mind if my family comes over and beats his (Court's) ass, do you?"
Cue that one JoJo jumping meme with the Geese in the front (or back) lawn with Court getting absolutely jumped (could he fight them off? yes. will he? no, bc it's defo deserved)
And the Egos are just watching with popcorn with those like 3D cinema glasses on
i imagine engie was out for a while cause he did NOT want to be reminded of how single he is and when he comes back theres a bunch of blonde guys fighting on their lawn??? and his brothers are just WATCHING?????
engie: OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON WHAT- simon: dont worry about it. engie: WHATDOYOUMEAN DONT WORRY ABOUT IT THEY- dave: apparently simon's boyfriend is related to mine, and courts been presumed dead for like 20 years engie: oh. simon: dave: engie: how does this keep happening to us simon: yeah i dont know dave: i just want a normal relationship















