Uncle Mikey Headcanons (๏ฝ๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)๏ฝ
Since we don't know the gender of the baby, they'll have they/them pronouns.
๐ Promises he'll win his next race for them. If he loses, he'll blame it on Draken and say he told his pit crew to make his bike slower.ย ย
๐Dressed up as their favorite superhero for their birthday. He tried to do some backflips to impress them but ended up landing on the table with all the snacks and cake.
๐ They had to get their hair cut after getting gum stuck in it and were embarrassed about the bald spot, so Mikey cut his hair to match and make them feel less self-conscious.
๐ They have a bedroom at his house filled to the brim with toys.
๐ Asks them if they won whenever they got into fights at school.
๐ Sat at the diner table trying to help them with homework, but it always ends like, "You don't get it. I don't get it. Let's just call it a day and get ice cream."
๐ Their worst punishment is not being able to hang out with Uncle Mikey.
๐ Carries them on his shoulders no matter how big they getโand they'll get big, thanks to Draken.
๐ Encourages things he shouldn't be on a daily. "As an adult, I should tell you no. But as an uncle, I should tell you yes!"
๐Emma wouldn't let him give them a motorcycle, so he got them a dirt bike instead. Emma was still upset.
๐ Got them a motorcycle for their 15th birthday. Draken gives him his approval but pretends to be upset like Emma so she doesn't get upset with them.
๐He taught them how to do tricks before he taught them basic traffic rules.
๐One time, he let them drive his bike. Not just sit on it. Drive it. Draken found out when they crashed into a bush.
๐ Made the mistake of showing them his old Toman uniform, now his nephew/niece wants to be the leader of a gang too.
๐ In constant competition with Shinichiro and Izana to be the number 1 uncle. (He's winning)
๐ Whenever Draken and Emma say no, they go to him. They know he'll never say no
๐ Whenever they do something they shouldn't and get in trouble for it, they'll say, "But Uncle Mikey saidโ" "But when Uncle Mikey was my ageโ"
๐ Sneaks them out whenever they're on punishment. Draken and Emma went into their room to check on them and found the window wide open and the room empty on multiple occasions.ย ย
๐ Teaches them useful life lessons. (They're not useful at all.)
๐ Showed them how to hotwire a bike. "You never know when you need to make a quick getaway."
๐ Takes the heat all the time. "If your parents say you canโt do something, just do it anyway. If you get in trouble, say it was my idea."
๐ Terrible advice that sounds cool to an impressionable child.
"If a teacher says you canโt fight in school, just fight outside of school."
"You don't need permission. Just say sorry after."
"Youโre not late if you never show up."
๐ Got kicked out of an arcade because Mikey hyped them up to break a high score, and they got too aggressive with the game.
๐ Mikey always covers for them. "What do you mean they skipped school? I had no idea." (he absolutely knew. It was his idea in fact.)
๐ One time, he put the kid in his lap and said, "You're steering now." Draken almost had a heart attack when he saw them swerving down the street.
๐ Draken and Emma nearly killed him when he said, "Helmets are for wimps." And their kid refused to wear one whenever they rode their dirtbike.
๐ If Draken tries to teach them about saving money, Mikey pops in saying, "You canโt take money to the afterlife, spend it all now!"
๐ Takes them to an all-you-can-eat buffet and encourages them to test the all-you-can-eat limit.
๐ Once left them alone at his place for a few minutes and came back to find them drawing on the walls with markers. Instead of stopping them, he joins in
๐ Play fights with them and let them win, but he'll wipe the floor with them once in a while to keep them humble.
๐ Taught them that they can get away with anything as long as they walk with confidence. He took them to the movies and waltzed in like they paid for tickets just to prove it.
๐ If the kid argues with Draken, Mikey hypes them up. "Yeah! Stand your ground! Don't let him boss you around!"
๐ Told them everything that makes their parents tick so they can use it to their advantage. Smacking while they eat around Draken and using all of Emma's shampoo and leaving the empty bottle in the shower.ย ย
๐ Whenever they get hurt under his watch, he'll say, "I'm helping them build endurance!"
