#fuckyoujake

Apparently I can be a huge asshole/douchebag/cocksucker on occasion.  So this is my attempt to let you humble me, use me as your punching bag, shit all over my hopes and aspirations, and generally use me as an emotional landfill.   

Also, to keep things fresh and percolating, I will tell you humiliating stories from my past, how I am currently failing at life, and give you a glimpse into my future plans so you can hide in a dark alley along my path, hit me in the back of the kneecaps with a giant purple dildo, steal my clothes, and... do whatever it is you crazy kids do with dildos to people these days.  

I really don't fucking care.  :D  This is the Internet, and apparently, there's a market for this kind of tripe.