#ft. macky

☀️ You're kinda hot. I have to admit.

❄️ Literally everything else, you psycho demon witch from hell.

“ People are gonna get butthurt and I don’t give a fuccccck. @bazhowlett my husband, my love, my life, the wind beneath my ass, the Doug Judy / Charles Boyle to my Jake Peralta. @mackyeccleston the Linetti to my Peralta. @nancewright — we haven’t got to the B99 stage yet, but when we do, you’ll know it. @sophiexzhao because friendship bracelets from when you were five, count. And @calxlucas because I’m terrified of him and just on the off chance he’s offended by me not listing him... I’m listing him. He’s like Dwayne the rock Johnson, only not a giant, and not as smiley, not Samoan, and not at all like him but I’d still be terrified of the rock, as terrified as I am of Cal. Maybe I should have used a spider as a reference point instead? whats done is done. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.”

Terrifying. But I’ll at least have the decency to teach my kids how to speak to others with some fucking respect, so I’ll have yours beat in that regard. 

i feel like tyra banks and i love it. gonna have to go with @lucasburke, @theaspenbarris, @billie-g, and @mackyeccleston. and my cat.

outgoing text: emilia → macky ✨

do you wanna go to the cats hiss-along with me? please??

i’m sorry, i don’t think i have one right now unless we’re counting like, celebrity crushes. i did have a total boner for @mackyeccleston’s brother for a while but… yeah no, that whole thing is over and done.