#fsugstart

‘ today i did body shots with two really hot freshman girls and got both their numbers, but the odd thing is i wasn’t even that thrilled about it. is this what growing up feels like ? ugh, does this mean i have to start like doing crossword puzzles and constantly talk about the weather ? ’ 

“ so during the break, i had ALL the time to be able to just do whatever i want. i decided to take up the 100-burpee challenge. and guess what? your girl can now do 100 burpees without any breaks in between. probably even more, but i didn’t try that out. let me tell you, i used to hate burpees because they were always so horrible, but now i can proudly say that i enjoy doing it more than lunges. who would have ever thought i’d say this?”

.•.:｡*✧⋆♦️ KYLE had his SUNGLASSES perched on his nose, PRIMARILY wearing them to hide the faced that he was HIGH AS FUCK. ❝ okay, i K N O W what you're thinking, WHY THE FUCK AM I WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE ? to look like a SPIFFY DOUCHBAG, of course. ❞

‘ okay, why was my request for an inflatable slide off the balcony denied? i mean, the dean doesn’t want me jumping off it and shit anymore so this would easily solve the problem?? i think they don’t care about my SAFETY enough. i would even settle for a ramp for me to skateboard down. i pay thousands of dollars a year to go to this damn school and they can’t even do me this solid, how disappointing. but at least they fixed the lock on my door, there were some awkward situations of people just walking into my room last year that i’d prefer not to repeat. doesn’t anyone knock these days?? ’ 

“ i saw five girls walk into my class wearing bikini tops and two shirtless dudes. it’s not even THAT hot out. in other news, jon snow is alive. ”

"group projects fucking suck. 10/10 wouldn't reccomend." he huffed sitting down with his little coffee cup from starbucks.