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Okay @chaoskyrin, challenge accepted! This is Silke Maria, aka the uselessadmin who can’t write sentences shorter than 69 words, taking this challenge,so it’s a little longer than 100 words but I hope you’ll accept my efforts nonetheless:

When Freddie said he’d prepared a steambath for him, Brian had had something else in mind. Something including crystalclear warm water and bath salts, with body lotion and warm towels to be enjoyedafterwards. Instead he found himself looking at a weird, yellowish substance fillingtheir marble coloured tub - heat radiated from it, and Brian was almostpositive he could see bubbles rising up from the bottom.

The bathroom door opened and closed behindhim, and Freddie appeared next to him.

‘Well?’ Freddie asked, placing a towel onthe sink. ‘What do you think?’

‘It’s… I don’t know. I looks sort of weird,’Brian admitted, quizzically staring at the nearly boiling liquid before him.

‘Why would you say it’s weird?’

‘Because it’s yellow and it seems to boil.I’ve never seen water like this.’

‘Oh honey, who says it’s water?’ Freddieseemed to chuckle, but Brian failed to understand what was so funny.

‘What else would it be?’

‘Oil, of course,’ Freddie said as if it wasthe most normal thing on planet Earth to fill ones bathtub with anything elsethan water, let alone something sticky and absurd as oil.

‘Why on earth would you put oil in thebathtub? Do you have any idea howlong it will take to clean all of this up?’ he guitarist asked, a tinge ofirritation audible in his voice.

‘That’s nothing you’ll have to worry about.You won’t be here to clean it up anyway.’

‘What do you mean by that?’ Brian asked, buteven the devilish smirk Freddie gave him moments prior to his answer could nothave prepared him for the answer Freddie gave him while tugging at his arm andthrowing him headfirst into the scalding hot oil.

‘BECAUSE BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT OF THIS OILYOU’LL BE FRIED UP LIKE A FISH STICK’