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I HATE when people call me from their smartphones to ask for directions.
I never drive/travel very far out of my town. I don't know what exit you're looking for.
Don't be a dick and start cursing about millinials just because you don't understand that your phone IS A MAP.
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We have a pump bottle of hand sanitizer on the counter.
A guest walked up and said “Is this for anyone?”
Me: What date are you looking for?
Them: “Oh its just 2 of us”
Me: What date are you looking for?
Them: "Only 2 of us, two beds or a king is fine"
-_-
Just don’t.
Hotel tip for the day:
Dos & Don'ts IF you have pet allergies:
Plain and Simple:Do NOT book a pet friendly hotel. (If you do...do not act like the hotel changed to PF overnight because they knew you were coming) Do your research first. If your allergies are that bad...search for non-pet friendly hotels. Do NOT book third-party rates such as name-your-own-price. They do not tell you your location until after the reservation is booked. You may get a PF hotel and you're stuck with it.
Just take the damn guides.
Me: Would you like a map or a visitor's guide?
Guest: Oh do you have one?
(Or "If you have one that would be great.")
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Me: Would you like a map or visitor's guide?
Guest: Hmm maybe, I don't know, is it the same one we already have? (How the F would I know what you already have?) George, do you want a map and guide? (doesn't let George answer) Yeah, lets take one. (puts map and guide on counter} Oh we already have this guide. GEORGE! Isn't this the guide we have?!
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Me: Would you like a map or visitor's guide?
Guest: Nah, that's OK, we've been here lots of times before.
-Continues with check-in
Guest: You know what, its been a few years since we've been here, maybe we'll just take a map.
-_-
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When I check-in guests...they all get a similar spiel: “The parking pass goes on the dashboard of your vehicle, if you follow the building around to the back to park, there will be an elevator entrance to get to your room which is on the [front/back insert floor]. Your internet access code is right here [points to highlighted code] on your key packet.” Guest calls down 5 minutes later: “Where’s the access code for the internet?” The code is on the envelope with your room keys in it. “Oh, I don’t know where it went” How the hell did you lose it in 5 minutes?
"Yea I need to make a reservation. You should have a block of rooms there”
/headdesk Could you be a little more specific? I need dates, a block name, something.
“The housekeeper forgot coffee cups” -I leave the desk and come back with cups.. “Oh I also need more shampoo” -_-
