you dared me, so: what are your hoid ships?
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i think my main one is froid (frost/hoid) cause i think its hilarious. like their dynamic weve seen in letters is sooooo ex lovers being forced to cooperate. like they were definitely together pre-shattering. i also think that frost and hoid co-parenting starling is funny as hell.
hoid/ulaam (do they have a ship name???). idk i think theyre freaks and i love them.
kelsier/hoid (all of hoid ship names suck) arguably the funniest. they are absolutely hate fucking.
froidsnah (frost/hoid/jasnah evil polycule) this one is probably the most rarepair on here. just imagine: theyre all begrudgingly cooperating for the greater good and also hoids benefit.
isdalinarhot mentioned dalwit (dalinar/hoid) which is hilarious and i cant wait to come up with ideas for it.
elhowit (elhokar/hoid). okay bear with me: its funny as hell
obviously jaswit. that ones self explanitory i feel
also playonic lightsong and hoid. idk theyre silly together. like "obviously faking his age" hoid and lightsong who keeps him around just cause he tells good stories is so interesting to me. like theyre obviously longstanding friends? acquaintences? idk but its silly.
and also hes canonically dated one of the shards??? we dont know who though. i think the shards should just have the cosmeres worst polycule with hoid also just there. he keeps showing up in places.


















