Elhowit arranged marriage au where Elhokar decides to marry Wit to get his father to leave him alone (and bc he's sort of had a crush on Wit since they met), and Wit agrees bc he wants those Alethis visa documents.
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Elhowit arranged marriage au where Elhokar decides to marry Wit to get his father to leave him alone (and bc he's sort of had a crush on Wit since they met), and Wit agrees bc he wants those Alethis visa documents.

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I’m planning a new fic where Hoid shows up as Gavilar’s Wit a few weeks before the assassination, so he and Elhokar meet much earlier and fall in love immediately.
Since he loves cartography in canon, young Elhokar will be teaching himself to draw in secret. So I fucked around and made a couple of pages of his sketchbook notebook. Safe to say I’m a bit obsessed, since I’m actually posting them for people to see 😅
References for Sunraiser and Kholinar were all found on the 17th Shard.
you dared me, so: what are your hoid ships?
hehehhehe
i think my main one is froid (frost/hoid) cause i think its hilarious. like their dynamic weve seen in letters is sooooo ex lovers being forced to cooperate. like they were definitely together pre-shattering. i also think that frost and hoid co-parenting starling is funny as hell.
hoid/ulaam (do they have a ship name???). idk i think theyre freaks and i love them.
kelsier/hoid (all of hoid ship names suck) arguably the funniest. they are absolutely hate fucking.
froidsnah (frost/hoid/jasnah evil polycule) this one is probably the most rarepair on here. just imagine: theyre all begrudgingly cooperating for the greater good and also hoids benefit.
isdalinarhot mentioned dalwit (dalinar/hoid) which is hilarious and i cant wait to come up with ideas for it.
elhowit (elhokar/hoid). okay bear with me: its funny as hell
obviously jaswit. that ones self explanitory i feel
also playonic lightsong and hoid. idk theyre silly together. like "obviously faking his age" hoid and lightsong who keeps him around just cause he tells good stories is so interesting to me. like theyre obviously longstanding friends? acquaintences? idk but its silly.
and also hes canonically dated one of the shards??? we dont know who though. i think the shards should just have the cosmeres worst polycule with hoid also just there. he keeps showing up in places.
Brandon, I know how much you love sibling love triangles sooo pleaseeee just make the Jasnah-Wit-Elhokar love angel a thing. COME OONN!!! I know you want tooo.
Hey there demons, it’s ya boy. I’ve been possessed again but this time it cranked out some transfem Elhokar fluff.
She’s taking some time to figure out her life and place in her kingdom and might get to kiss the Queen’s Wit while she’s at it.
Sequel to The Art of Creation but can also be read by itself.

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It seems writing something you’re extremely excited about is much more intimidating than just writing something for fun. Anyway, I’m finally starting the fic I’ve been planning since April… if anyone feels so inclined as to check it out 🫶
Summary:
Gavilar returns from an expedition with a new King's Wit, and Elhokar finds himself falling love for the first time - until his life falls apart the night the Assassin in White comes for his father.
Years later on the Shattered Plains, Elhokar has grown into a bitter king, far from the kindhearted prince he had been before. Now he has to face the truth about his father, and deal with Wit's unexpected return.
OR:
When Hoid comes to Roshar to be Gavilar's Wit, he and Elhokar fall in love, and find themselves in an extended situationship.
Planning a massive, kind of intimidating fic that I’m absolutely in love with is so fun but also heartbreaking. Because in my mind this fic is like, revolutionary and magnificent but it’s also about my rarepair which means only a select few people will care about it or read it.
But at least I get to write about something I love, which is putting my dear angel Elhokar through even more traumatic experiences than he has in canon.